Containment What If?

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris was a character in Sesame Street?

 

[Antipathy]

What if Chris was a character in Sesame Street?

He might become a little more articulate.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

What if Chris was a character in Sesame Street?

Oscar the grouch would contact the homeowners association to complain about the mess.

 

[Scarecrow]

What if Chris was a character in Sesame Street?

"One Sonic recolour a-ha-ah, two Sonic recolours a-a-ha, three sonic recolours ha-ha-ah"

 

[A-tistic]

What if Null and Chris changed bodies overnight?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a character in Sesame Street?

Big Turd

What if Null and Chris changed bodies overnight?

I'm up all night to the sun
I'm up all night to get some
I'm up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to be Nully

I'm up all night as ol' Nully
Will get some gals cuz I'm Nully
Life ain't so hard as Nully
I'm humping in bed with ma JULAAAAAAY!

 

[Antipathy]

A bit of a morbid question, but when (and how) do you think Barb will die? And, more importantly, how long will it take Chris to flip out on Facebook?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

when (and how) do you think Barb will die?

There's already a whole thread for that.

 

[thismanlies]

What if Chris was a character in Sesame Street?

He'd get into screaming matches with black kids over the spelling of words, all of which he would lose.

 

[Goochole]

Every time Chris poops himself a demon gets his wings.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Bob was a transman and Barb was a transwoman?

 

[Taint_fairy]

U think Chris drawings would improve if he was high on lsd?

 

[Aldora]

Will Kagney Lynn Moore buy Chris a Nintendo Switch?

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Will Kagney Lynn Moore buy Chris a Nintendo Switch?

That's why she takes all that dick.

 

[thismanlies]

U think Chris drawings would improve if he was high on lsd?

If Chris took LSD, he'd start thinking that Sonichu was real... which would mean business as usual.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris performed human transmutation to try and bring Bob back to life?

 

[8waifoofever8]

What if Chris performed human transmutation to try and bring Bob back to life?

He would fail horribly.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris performed human transmutation to try and bring Bob back to life?

Mary JULAY's FrankenBob

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if CWC woke up to find he was a teenager and it was the first day of high school again -- but he still remembered everything he did since then in this timeline?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

What if Chris finds a retarded girlfriend because she is too retarded to disobey anything and because he can't tell she is retarded due to his actually handicapped facial recognition? Would Chris be in trouble with the law?