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Niggerphobe said:
What if he was born into wealth
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  1. Money can’t fix stupid parenting to get him proper treatment
  2. Barb would still blow the money on booze and stupid shit, and they’d just use their McMansion(s) and yachts as extra “storage space” for their hoard
  3. Free maids and dining service to take care of their garbage and so Barb won’t have a bitchfit over spaghetti dinners
  4. Chris would either invested everything into Sonichu as an “all or nothing” scheme, or he would also blow most of the money on plastic crap, hormone therapy, and porn. On a side note, I can definitely see him using the former as a leverage to brag about being a TRUE and HONEST businessman for picking up a boyfriend-free trophy wife.
 
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nostalgiasorrow said:
What if Chris Chan is one of the Anti-Christ. Nobody assumes an anti-christ to be some 40 odd year old ex-vrigin with rage who fucked his demented mom
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Sorry this is a late reply but I'm here to warn you all about the Anti-Christ; Chris Chan.

We all know that Magi-Chan is a demon of course.
Chris Chan is considered the most documented man in history, what better way to introduce the world of his dark powers than by using the autistic members of the Kiwi Forums, and pure meme magic?

It's sent two hurricanes to Ethan Ralph's house, and one was in the shape of a kiwi, that is not a coincidence. And now molester Dax's state is on fire.
Nick Rekeita inherited the magi-chan demon from Ethan Ralph because he filmed at ground zero of Chris Chan being arrested. Metokur was cursed with cancer aids, solely because he was written in as member of CWC-Ville.

Every man will bear the mark of the beast, to buy &/or sell food; the SonicChu medallion. It's all too obvious.

All that said, here's the facts:
- Chris Chan has announced that he is in fact the true and honest Jesus Christ.
- It should be no surprise that the dimensional merge is real, but they're not cartoons, they're actual demons.
- Sonic The Hedgehog is fast enough to run on water.
 
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SaltyFanta said:
He would have watched Land Before Time instead, and become fixated with dinosaurs, becoming a paleontologist.
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As if, the only thing he would care about is Dino Mommy incest.

It's a good thing Chris doesn't care much about movies like Lion King or Land before Time, he already taints the fandoms he's in.
 
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What if Chris had accepted Harry Partridge's proposal and made a game with him? In my opinion, he could have used this kind of collaboration to build a solid community and career on YouTube.
 
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It's a good thing Chris doesn't care much about movies like Lion King or Land before Time, he already taints the fandoms he's in.
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For sure, but later in life he prefers power fantasies where the character has overly powered controls.

For example, if simba was smart ass Gary stu with Jesus like power, he'd be all over that shit.

Funny thing the song "i can't wait to be king" always had a dark undertone in my head, he's hoping that his dad dies so he can fuck his mom.
 
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The Cringe Connoisseur said:
What if there was a liquid bob to go with liquid chris? Could you imagine how much more autistic rage would have been coming from the chandler clan if a liquid bob was accusing bob and chris of stealing from and harassing him and his son? That would have been the cherry on the greatest trolling saga of all time.
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Throw in Liquid Barb while we're at it.
 
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What if Bob was there to chop it down between Chris and Barb?
 
What if Bob had "chopped the internet down" after the one Bluespike call?

What if he believed the trolls and thought the internet was making Chris suicidal and had completely gotten rid of it, would anything have changed or do you think Chris was already too far gone?
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
If that lolcow started making "Sonichu" now instead of 25 years ago, do you think he'd use AI?
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Oh yeah, and if "Honor Roll" made "Sonichu" comics with AI, would they be more eldritch horror than "hand artery" comics? Or, can the latter's horror never be bested by AI?

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Which one would "Chris Chan" be closer to: Nurgle or Slaanesh?

I say Slaanesh, what with mother-raping. Also daily fast food.
 
What if Chris does a 180 and starts being super conservative and proclaims himself to be a true and honest male and that he hates homosexuals.
 
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What if Bob had enough of Chris after that depressing Christmas where Chris couldn't even be bothered to buy a present for Bob and not himself and had sent Chris off to one of those military school where they force spoiled brats like Chris to march and do chores, would Chris have survived?
 
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