Containment What If?

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What if they had to share part of their body, e.g. from the waist downwards but had separate upper torsos and heads?

I'm not thinking about them being Siamese twins from birth, but about them being attached to each other now by some bizarre industrial accident or perverse experimentation by A-Log.
 
His heart would also explode. It's not in the best of shape to begin with.
 
Man, lately I have been in love with Tropico 3, a game that lets you build a small island nation and run it the way you want to. Want to be a heartless dictator? You can! Want to be a democracy-loving, caring leader of the people? You can too. You make make almost any country you want in this game.. Which is when I suddenly realised that this game could also make it possible to make CWCville a reality.

After all, we know a lot about CWCville, such as how it has it's own para-military force, how there are no elections, about the soup-hotels and etc etc. In this game, you can do such things, which began to make me wonder: What if Chris gave this game a try? How would Tropicans enjoy his utopia? Would be even be able to deal with the early challenges one must deal with before a nation truly lifts off?
 
Since they both half ass what they do, would that mean a full ass? Also their sense of entitlement would be monstrous.
 
Let me put it this way:

He'll do what he always has when he joins our forum.. Make an account, take a quick glance at what people have wrote here, grumble without posting anything, and then leave.

He did it before, he'll do it again.

If Chris was a communist supporter, I bet Chris's comic would be a mess of misinformation and propaganda promoting communism without fully understanding it, like a lot of them do.

.. Now that I think about it, that would make one hell of an interesting comic. Sure beats what he were given in this reality.
 
I think Chris's values an beliefs are really not his own. If he were born in communist Russia, he'd still be a communist today because that is what he was taught. It's like he really only has opinions on things if they are instilled in him as opposed to him actually critically thinking an forming his own beliefs and opinions.
 
Re: What if Chris won the lottery?

But what about handling the stress of having all that money?

Knowing Chris and his paranoia, he'd be more terrified than ever, thinking all those people bothering him for some money are trolls.

Why would they be bothering him? Because he never stopped bragging about how rich he was. That's the problem with the lotto: You hit it big, and suddenly a wave of fake friends come by trying to mooch money off of you.
 
Lurking JULAYfags will JULAY the fuck out of Chris. Plus, I doubt he'd be on more than once, except to check if the slanderous TROLLS have deleted the forums like he demanded in his only post.
 
For those that have watched/read Fate/Stay Night or Fate Zero: What Servant would he summon and what would happen?
 
Terminated before he's even out the door.
 
Cigarettes are a major platform of socialization I get every day. We're bored in class? Everybody goes for a smoke break. Considering I met my heartsweet in a smoke pit, I'm surprised that he hasn't even thought of smoking e-cigs to look "cool". They're much more cost effective, no tobaccy, and they taste ridiculously good for a nicotine fix. Everybody's got them on base here. =A=;
 
He'd be assigned to go after Terry Davis the schizophrenic OS designer and get run over, because Davis knows the CIA is out to get him.

Or they'd assign him to a suicide mission to get rid of him. Why waste a perfectly good agent on a mission when you can get rid of a bad one?
 
I don't know about Fate/Stay Night....but if he could summon anything, and knew about a Succubus....
 
It's basically a story with a setting of 7 Masters summoning 7 Servants. Each Servant being a person from history or legend to fight and win a war that would "grant a wish".
 
He'd start raging about anything we said about him, no matter how minor. He'd also refuse to listen to any advice we have.
 
If Chris was never born, then someone else has to be the king of the lol-cows, ED wouldn't have pages of Chris or Sonichu, A-Log would be more obscure as he would known only for his awful wish fulfillment fan-fiction, Youtube would be devoid of great Chris-Chan related things such as the Alec calls, some other person would of won that Sonic contest from the nineties, Megan wouldn't be scarred from that horrifying drawing Chris made, Cole would still be known only for his Toy Story 3 review, The Game Place would have alot more customers, Mary Lee Walsh wouldn't deal with a student leaving attraction signs ,and we would never be discussing about Chris.

A siamese Chris and Cole would not only have an ego the size of a crater but it would also show any potential humorous moments from from Cole everytime Chris made a video or was being trolled during the striped shirt days. Today however, the siamese Chris and Cole would despise each other thanks to the October 28 incident among other things, eventually prompting Cole to try and find a place where he could be surgically removed from Chris and move right out of 14 Branchland Court.
 
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