Containment What If?

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is, sadly, a myth... but that means Chris would be the one to bring the myth to life!

That's why I qualified it with "allegedly" I like to believe there is a slim chance it's true, only because it's funnier that way.
 
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What if CWC has put a voodoo curse upon the Sanic Totem causing it to escape from its new owner and slowly advance towards the White House in order to kill Pmurt?
 
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What if CWC has put a voodoo curse upon the Sanic Totem causing it to escape from its new owner and slowly advance towards the White House in order to kill Pmurt?

Then we must do the world a favor and find where that Totem is and restrain or destroy it before it can reach our God-Emperor
 
What if Chris was the romantic anime version of a Venus Flytrap?
For this image his vines would all be red strings of fate. His leaves may or may not need a leaf version of a plant-bra. For certain he wouldn't be mobile.
 
Then we must do the world a favor and find where that Totem and restrain or destroy it before it can reach our God-Emperor
God-Emperor Trump: the shittiest, most forced meme since Harambe.

What if Chris started to write more Sonichu? What would these new comics be about?
 
What if you stayed up late one night, reading an ancient tome of forgotten lore by candlelight... suddenly, you hear some kind of knocking or scraping at the front door. "It's nothing", you mutter tensely to yourself, "just the wind". But the sound returns, this time more urgent -- mixed with new emanations: a kind of hateful clicking noise, insane gnashing of teeth, screeching and hissing. Finally, you get up, grab the candle -- and, by its flickering light, advance towards the door. With every bit of courage you can muster, you throw the door open...

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What would happen if Chris stalked DoopieDoOver IRL?
She would go on 3 dates with him, and on the third date they have a child named Crystal Weston Chandler. 15 years later, Crystal finds ForJuliesEyesOnly while viewing lesbian videos. She confronts her "mother" and chris blames the trolls.
 
realtalk: What if Chris was paid by weens to do videos where he sucks on phallic objects a la TICKLE YO PUSSAY?
 
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