Containment What If?

Anonimo said:
What if Chris watched Supersize Me ? Would it put him off from eating McDonalds as often as he does?
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He thinks he's eating mcdonalds in an acceptable manner currently.* There's no connection in his mind between the guy in supersize me and Chris.

*Well, he might actually be. His diet isn't his primary problem, it's that he's just an unhealthy person. If he exercised, got out regularly, things like that, he would be completely fine eating mcdonalds at the rate that he does, if he so desired. Really, I'd just get tired of mcdonalds regularly and want to try out other restaurants and types of food.
 
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A-Stump said:
What if Chris browsed the forum and regularly masturbated to your personal pictures?
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He'd probably be in good company with Gabe Newell since the guy likes to screw stuffed raccoon. I mean, the two even look a bit alike.

Dezcubek said:
What if Chris inherits a huge castle?? How he´s gonna fill it with hoard??
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I imagine it turning out a lot like Castle Freak. Eventually everyone would believe Chris to be dead and Cole would come out to investigate the property so he can change his title to LORD "Smartest Film Critic in the World". Then out pops Chris.
 
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I have been reading a book called "Console Wars: Sega, Nintendo, and the Battle that Defined a Generation." It discusses how Sega was able to turn around their mediocre sales in the US and become a viable competitor against Nintendo. I wonder if Chris would read a book like this because it is about a subject he likes and about two companies he likes.
 
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fridgesrants said:
I have been reading a book called "Console Wars: Sega, Nintendo, and the Battle that Defined a Generation." It discusses how Sega was able to turn around their mediocre sales in the US and become a viable competitor against Nintendo. I wonder if Chris would read a book like this because it is about a subject he likes and about two companies he likes.
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No, because that requires effort and a 10th grade reading level.
 
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Randall Fragg said:
No, because that requires effort and a 10th grade reading level.
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I guess you are right. :lol: You would think Chris would want to know the history of Sega in the 1990s and the origins of Sonic. I guess he does not care about the back story. It makes me laugh that Sega of Japan wanted to make Sonic edgy and have a girlfriend. :cool:
 
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What if Chris starred in a movie? What genre would the movie be?
 
What if Chris discovered the TV Tropes article about Sonichu?

I'm guessing that pre-lock, he would've treated it the same way as Wikipedia, ED, the CWCki, or the CWCipedia.
 
IwegalBadnik said:
What if Chris was the central human character of the Toy Story series and 14 Branchland Court was the primary setting?
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Toy Story 4: Escape From the Hoard! SonicDoll and his pals must escape from the semen and grease encrusted hands of man-child Christian Weston Chandler, and find their way out of his mom's shit filled house.
 
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