Containment What If?

Chris is too fat to get in the fucking robot and Asuka wouldn't have sex with him.

What if Chris was split into two beings : Classic Chris and Christine with each 50% of the :autism: of the original and both had to kill the other à la Highlander?
Who would win?
For who would you root for?
 
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id say christine would win for being slightly less naive but id be rooting for classic chris idk maybe if chris can exploit something about christine tomgirl habits but i doubt it
 
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What if Chris had a girlfriend that turned out to be cheating on him with Clyde Cash?
 
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Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was an Eva pilot?

Neon Genesis Evan-JULAY!-on
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Chris, why did you convert all of humanity into a giant sea of Fanta

Oh god

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What if the life of Chris was a sitcom?
Chris would be the main character with Barb and Bob but the Sonichu characters would exist in his daydreams and there would be a strong contrast between reality and his vision of it.
Recuring characters would be the few IRL people he interacted with in the span of his sagas, IRL and internet trolls.
Bob and a few of the acquaintances and trolls would be the voices of reason but Barb would be as much of an anti-hero as Chris but in a more sinister way hinted to be responsible for much of Chris bad aspects.
Most of the series would be him and his Love Quest.
 
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