- Joined
- Apr 6, 2015
Containment What If?
- Thread starter darkhorse816
- Start date
- Joined
- Apr 6, 2015
What if there was a "bizzaro" version of Chris from an alternate universe except that he was completely normal compared to our Chris?
- Joined
- Mar 16, 2014
- Joined
- Jun 11, 2015
He'd get breast cancer and try to cure it by listening to his hypnosis videos, dooming himself to a delightfully painful death.
Chrisology1337
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Nov 15, 2016
- Joined
- Jan 2, 2016
- Joined
- May 27, 2015
What if Chris became the new singer for Linkin Park?
- Joined
- Mar 16, 2014
- Joined
- Mar 16, 2014
What if Chris revived the numa numa dance in his bedroom and the video got millions of hits?
- Joined
- Jul 2, 2017
Chris would desperately try to cash in on this fame with links to his art and shit.
A whole new generation would be introduced to the festering warren that is the CWC.
Chris would make some cash out of this newfound interest; not much, I grant you, but enough.
Blows it on a shit ton of lego and MLP shit.
Public finds out that he does nothing but scrounge on benefits.
A new wave of trolls strikes up.
Somewhere within all of this Barb either gets sick or dies.
Ebegging works the first few times.
Here's where I propose two theories.
Theory 1: Chris gets the basest most shite form of job that will take him. We lose him until some fans find him at work and his reaction gets him fired. This will happen again and again.
Theory 2: Chris, seeing no other way to support himself, must sell Branchland court. The place by this point will be truly unsalvageable. Chris will then try to torch the place for the insurance money. Job gets botched. Chris gets done for insurance fraud.
- Joined
- Feb 9, 2013
It wouldn't be a debate. It'd be Chris "hmm, yeh"-ing and agreeing with everything she's saying. The finale would consist of Chris asking her when she's getting de-ducked and if she's single.
- Joined
- Apr 6, 2015
nad7155
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2014
Male Soul
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 15, 2017
Chris would probably get frustrated with her and bitch about it on social media or to one of his gal pals, then get over it in a few days.
- Joined
- Apr 6, 2015
What if some Doctor Who-type timey wimey stuff happened and the timelines with "Classic Chris" converged with trannyfag Chris into a singular timeline, and both Chris's somehow end up dating each other and 2009 era Chris starts making videos about how he "met a pretty laydee at da mall de udder dahy".
Garfieldchu
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Oct 5, 2015
- Joined
- Jul 23, 2016
What if Chris was born to decent parents who got him the help he needed when he was a child? What if they had taught him that you can't always have your way in life, that the world doesn't revolve around you, and that you have to follow the rules in places of business?
- Joined
- Jun 3, 2016
He would probably have a girlfriend that he visited on weekends, who lived on a tard farm.