Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris went back to preschool?

 

[Male Soul]

What if Cole reviewed sachumo's documentary?

 

[heymate]

What if Cole reviewed sachumo's documentary?

I bet he'd be horrified because he had no idea how messed up his half-brother was before.

 

[ILoveMylarBalloons]

What if Chris became the next Eminem?

2000's Eminem is far too cool for Chris...

 

[Somar]

What if Chris had a stand?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had a stand?

He'd fall.

What if Chris got sucked by a hundred leeches?

 

[heymate]

What if Chris got sucked by a hundred leeches?

Then Chris would be skinny again.

But... w-what if there is no Chris? What if he is only an extremely-well-planed-out illusion by Clyde Cash, and his family is all holograms? What if all the Chris-Chan videos are just really, really well-rendered and expensive computer animation voiced by trolls? All the photographs, the comic pages, the stories of Chris' life, all skillfully fabricated by a group of trolls. What if there was never any Bob, any Barb, any Cole, or even any of us? What if our lives are simulations, or lucid dreams dreamt by aliens on Jupiter? What if there was never any houses, any roads, any flora, any animals, water, oxygen, rocks; what if all the building blocks of what we know as our planet Earth never existed? What if there was never anything at all? What if the whole universe is just a huge soundscreen and aliens are dreaming us onto the earth, somehow making us aware of everything even though this is all a DREAM AND—

I'm gonna have to stop now. My head's all jumbled up.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

What if Chris had a stand?

It'd be named "So Need a Cute Girl"

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

What if Chris got approached by other transgender lesbian guys? How would he explain that they don't count as true honest women, even though he does?

 

[ModeloEspecial]

What if Chris did an IRL twitch stream?

 

[DecrepitSimonla]

What if Chris did an IRL twitch stream?

He would run out of things to say and it would mostly be trolls trying to get on stream.

 

[ModeloEspecial]

It's funny, if Chris was willing, he could sit on twitch playing video games and have people pay $10 to send an insult at his screen and have him screech at it,he'd make hundreds a night.

 

[Male Soul]

What if Chris had a conversation with a TERF?

 

[LadyMayhem]

What if Chris had a conversation with a TERF?

The resulting conversation would be unintelligible to the outside world.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris sat on a rainbow?

Spoiler

It'd break and turn into sour skittles!

 

[odius]

What if Chris bought/found a gun? I wouldn't be surprised if Bob had some that he left to Barb.

 

[heymate]

What if Chris bought/found a gun? I wouldn't be surprised if Bob had some that he left to Barb.

Well, now, that's a rather big question, mate. I'd rather not think about what Chris would do with a firearm. We already know what went down when he had pepper spray.

We know that Barbara had a gun in the early 70s, when Cole was young. Maybe she still has it locked away somewhere, and Chris doesn't know about it...

 

[Somar]

What if Chris bought and drove around in an ice cream truck?

 

[Woodcutting bot]

What if Chris found a telepod (like from The Fly) and accidently merged with Barb?

What if Chris bought and drove around in an ice cream truck?

 

[LadyMayhem]

What would happen if Chris met Trump?