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normankrasner said:
what if a hurricane hit 14BLC?
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Water can cleanse only so much. It... it would still be a lost cause.


What if Chris just came to himself and remade Sonichu where instead of begin a mayor, he made himself a god, such as the anime Kamichama Karin.
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He's already got Magi-chan spying on people psychically, and he always designs things to his own will in his fictional world anyway, so... what's the problem with taking it one more step?
What commandments would god-Chris, destroyer of pantaloons would make? Who would be his chosen people? Who or what would be his priests or clerics? Would there be jihads against unbelievers? The possibilities are autistic!

What if Chris became a mall cop for employment (sic) so he could spray people with impunity such as the South Park mall cops?

What if Chris' forehead acted like the Transformers' creators, the Quintessons.
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Here is the premise: - Chris seems to change different things for his forehead. He has that third eye, the unicorn horn, Sonichu spines, some stolen Sailor Moon moon thing that the cat had, I think a star during his semi-recent transformation sequence in the comics... just various things where his capricious nature allows him to accessorize and play dress up.
Now with the various autistic things, each one represents an emotion and special power set like the fictional robot things above. Hey, it's not like he doesn't conjure new crap out of his forehead-ass when he wants to win a fictional battle anyway, right? And it's not like he's not judgmental as hell to those he considers enemies and does unspeakable things to them similar to these evil TF characters, so... what if?
 
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LadyMayhem said:
Something I've wondered... What is the best case scenario of what can happen to Chris right now? Being outside of Barb's influence? Going into a group home where he is properly medicated and gets access to legitimate medical professionals?
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Considering his Psychiatrist is letting him take hormonal treatment, I believe the social service industry is as autistic as he is. Best thing for him would be to live off welfare in an apartment with a cat.

What if Bob wrote Sonichu instead of Chris but for Chris and Chris took over after 2011. Would Sonichu be better?
 
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What if someone had told Bob that a monthly tugboat might not be the best idea, for an autistic kid as lazy as Chris.

Bob thinks it over in his dreamatorium, comes to the same conclusion and tosses the tardbux application in the trash.

Fast forward to 2017: Has Chris ever learned the value of work? Does he have a part time job somewhere,or has he spent the past 15 years begging Barb and strangers online for spare change?
 
IRanAwaySoFarAway said:
What if someone produced a full-on TV show that was blatantly based off of Chris and the personalities surrounding him but with the names and locations changed?
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Chris would deny the association, just like when Sonic Boom did an episode about him.

Apocalypso said:
What if Chris took a big ol' dump on Barb while she was sleeping?
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It'd congeal into all the other forms of 14BC filth on her.
 
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Molo said:
How was Chris able to bring so many people together
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Well, he did not do it intentionally.

His being a sped, shitty parents, the internet, and some losers who like fucking with a tard is how we are all here.

And to all the people who I call "losers", I am just fucking with you.

CWC and his trolls gave me much entertainment.
 
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Somari1996 said:
What if trolls started a CWC convention and invited all Christorical figures except Chris himself?
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Then the convention would be safe for pants-shatting seminars!

Molo said:
This counts as punk right?
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The fact that Chris couldn't bother to find a karaoke version/vocal less version of the songs he was singing, but always just yelled his lyrics as loud as possible instead, always struck me as quintessential Chris.
 
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What if Chris realized that "Dare To Be Stupid" is a pretty fantastic send-up of Devo rather than some Random-Access Humor? In addition, what if he understood all the jokes in the song?

Edit: You know, what if Chris actually understood the subversiveness of Weird Al plus adopted Al's policy of asking before parodying, even though he doesn't legally have to?
 
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What if Cole moved back home and started doing a daily video show on youtube?
 
Molo said:
I know but it's so fucking weird that so many people are into him
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It's the same kind of fascination that people have for Ed Wood movies, Henry Darger's writing or William McGonagall poetry. It's utterly bizarre and fascinating, but at the same time it's something with a fairly limited appeal. Basically, what I'm getting at is that Chris has a cult following - a small but devoted community who got together because they wanted to discuss this strange man and couldn't elsewhere. It's like The Room, but more autistic.
 
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