Containment What If?

IwegalBadnik said:
Please commit your imagination to more worthwhile and less scary thoughts. :)
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It's kind of hard not to at times. Once something pops into your mind, trying not to think of them becomes nearly impossible. (shudders)

Konstantinos said:
What if Chris were to get off his ass and try to get a job? What positions would really be open to him?

That's impossible, granted, but this is a "what if" thread after all.
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I imagine that he'd probably seek work at a McDonalds or as a janitor somewhere. He'd probably end up getting a job in a place like Aramark, where they hire people who have serious problems in their employment history and/or personal issues that keep them from being hired at other places. They figure that if they hire these people, they'll be desperate enough that they won't question a lot of the more predatory practices that the company does- such as giving them minimum wage, terrible hours, and insurance that's so expensive that it takes up most or all of their paycheck.

Chris could find work as an envelope stuffer, although I get the impression that he'd likely have to involve himself with a social worker to get into those sort of positions.

FifthColumn said:
What if Chris went on a detox diet?http://altmedicine.about.com/cs/dietarytherapy/a/Detox_Diet_Plan.htm

You know, a diet to cleanse all the harmful toxins in his body?

Though I suppose that IF he went on such a detox diet, he would fit inside a matchbox?
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Knowing Chris, he'd do everything wrong by either giving up after 1-2 days because he didn't see immediate benefits like losing 80 lbs in one day and/or he'd end up cheating on the diet by sneaking in the worst type of food possible. (A Big Mac is healthy- it has lettuce in it!) Or he'd likely end up doing it so wrong that he did temporary or serious damage to himself.
 
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@Meeko. I think losing 80 pounds in one day is pretty unhealthy, no matter how fat you are.
I think he is unemployable. It isn't a matter of his mental ability, but just his shit attitude, and obnoxious personality. Not even goodwill or wal-mart would take him ( both greedy, grasping corporations that usually jump at the chance to exploit the mentally disabled.)
By the way, what would Bob say if he could see Chris and Barb right now? Just chuckle, shake his head, and enjoy his eternal reward?
 
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Sorry if this should just go in random thought/what if forum, but I think it is a topic worth some exploration.
What would Bob say if he could see Chris and Barb up from his nice cloud in heaven with GodbearJesus?
What advice might he offer them, insights, etc? Any personal reflections.

I mean I know he is in a better place than either of his family
 
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normankrasner said:
What if Chris had watched a movie with a PG13 or above rating at his 18th birthday party with the galpals, like Showgirls?
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If Showgirls, the gal pals would have made up an excuse to leave sooner, because everyone got AIDS 'n' shit y'know.

But if it was another film, they at least may have had a good time.
 
What if someone wrote book on CWC? like interviewed the trolls, tracked down, paid and iterviewed Barb and Bob' family to get the whole picture. Would it make a lot of money if published?
 
Probably not, since I imagine it would only appeal to a niche market, being some of us here, some dedicated Christorians and maybe a handful of weens...realistically speaking at least. I'd be interested in buying it, if only to understand the bigger picture of Chris's family situation and try to see what I could have become more clearly.
 
FifthColumn said:
What if someone wrote book on CWC? like interviewed the trolls, tracked down, paid and iterviewed Barb and Bob' family to get the whole picture. Would it make a lot of money if published?
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No. Most of the trolls have moved on and don't want to be associated with Chris anymore. Other "trolls" (Megan, the Wallflower) simply want to be left alone and forget about Fatty.

Borb's family also don't want anything to do with Chris and I'm dead certain would prefer to have their privacy and not get dragged into a bunch of drama involving a smelly, autistic, cross-dressing, paranoid lego fetishist.

That and why buy a book about Chris when the Cwcki is free and can be updated.
 
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