Containment What If?

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

What if the What if thread got locke- oh. Wait. Thanks for reopening it!

 

[HenryKissiger]

What if Chris said it with a hard 'r'?

 

[The Fool]

what if the thread got locked again

 

[Mr. 0]

what if the thread got locked again

We'd shit our pants and do nothing again

 

[AnonAutismo]

Holy shit, this post was over a year ago.

This has probably been asked but what if Chris were to swallow his pride and join the Farms? Would he get the Christorical Figure banner or one exclusive to him?
*Optimistic rating*

At least one of our questions has been answered thoroughly.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb turned out to be a man?

 

[ON 190]

What if Chris tried to talk to the Iron Sheik on Twitter?

 

[Chrisology1337]

What if Barb turned out to be a man?

Chris would shit himself and do nothing.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

Chris would shit himself and do nothing.

That might as well be the answer to about half of our questions.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was in the Bible?

 

[heathercho]

What if Chris was in the Bible?

"And on the first day and for the next six that followed, he shat himself and did nothing..."

What if Spike TV chose Chris for that early 00's show, The Joe Schmo show, instead of that lazy pothead?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was the next Dr. Who?

 

[Venom Snake]

What if Barb turned out to be a man?

Spooning with him would get even more awkward

 

[Broseph]

What if... Chris and nine of his strongest Sonichu characters were in Dragonball Super's Tournament of Power?

Their collective power level would only be about 50.

 

[Chrisology1337]

"And on the first day and for the next six that followed, he shat himself and did nothing..."

What if Spike TV chose Chris for that early 00's show, The Joe Schmo show, instead of that lazy pothead?

Then we would have gotten a “Reality TV Saga”.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

What if Chris was the next Dr. Who?

The Daleks would dig up Patti and turn her body into a new, cybernetic K-9.

Also, entire seasons would pass with each new companion being The Master in a new regeneration just to troll him.

 

[Smashjitzu]

What if Chris received therapy all those years ago?
-- What if Chris actually left the house more than once a year?
--- What if Chris became a nervous yet funny person, eventually garnering a small circle of acquaintances?
---- After graduating high school, Chris finally leaves home and heads to live with one of his friends near PVCC. What if he's now controlling his autism and never puts up the Attraction Sign?
----- Chris finishes a few years of community college and is bound for an actual college when tragedy strikes - his mother has passed away for unknown reasons. What if he chooses to support his father, who is slowly succumbing to disease.
------ Bob and Chris manage to take one last road trip before Bob is put into the hospital. What if Chris manages to visit every month from college?
------- Years in the future, but not many, Chris graduates college and gets a job working for Archie Comics at the peak of the Sonic comics' popularity. What if Sonichu is merely his creation used in a story parodying other forms of media?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Chris never had that fish?

 

[FightenGnome]

What if Chris was born a niggo?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was born a niggo?

He'd already be dead.