Containment What If?

What if Chris grew up and lived in an inner-city neighborhood? I wonder how he'd turn out if he grew up someplace like Brooklyn or Detroit rather than in the middle of Bumfuck, Virginia. Would he even survive?
 
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What if Chris still lived in a rural area, but not one in deliverance country? Would it just be more of the same?
 
RE: Chris movie--Someone tried doing that with Uliulalalalala and it was a massive failure. I don't think they ever finished because they couldn't raise the funds.
 
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Coldgrip said:
He'd either learn to keep his mouth shut or be eaten alive.
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If Chris grew up in an inner city, he probably would have not lived as long as he has now. He either would have fallen victim to a violent crime just by being in the wrong place at the wrong time, or he would have pissed someone off to the point that they had no qualms about killing an autistic man-child.

Or he would have ended up homeless at some point, and then died after he couldn't take care of himself on the streets.
 
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what if lego made a mlp set, but changed the voice actors for the show then canceled it before the set was released and they did not release the set
 
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FifthColumn said:
What if someone wrote book on CWC? like interviewed the trolls, tracked down, paid and iterviewed Barb and Bob' family to get the whole picture. Would it make a lot of money if published?
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Hey, you took my what if! Anyways hello. First time posting and what not, but here's my variation of said what if. What if Chris sold his story, or wrote a biography? Telling the world about those damn dirty slanderous trolls, and how they caused so much stress and stopped Sonichu from becoming what GodBearJesus intended it to be?
 
Coral Apples said:
Hey, you took my what if! Anyways hello. First time posting and what not, but here's my variation of said what if. What if Chris sold his story, or wrote a biography? Telling the world about those damn dirty slanderous trolls, and how they caused so much stress and stopped Sonichu from becoming what GodBearJesus intended it to be?
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It would consist of self-pitying or ego-boosting paragraphs, alongside self-serving versions of events in his life. This would all be written in an extremely disjointed, rambling manner that would give any editor in existence night terrors.
 
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FifthColumn said:
What if someone wrote book on CWC? like interviewed the trolls, tracked down, paid and iterviewed Barb and Bob' family to get the whole picture. Would it make a lot of money if published?
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Like others said, it'd be unlikely that it'd happen. I think that at most he might be mentioned in a book somewhere about the whole topic of trolling, cyberbullying, and whatnot. He's not female and he's not one of those endearing autistic guys, so there wouldn't be much profit in writing a whole book about Chris. The general public tends to only like reading stuff like this when it's about people we assume aren't able to properly defend themselves, like white women. I think that what we may see is that at some point someone will make a note of him in an article for a scholarly journal or in an academic text of some type. It'd range anywhere from a few sentences to maybe even a few pages or a chapter, depending on what type of article or book they're writing. He's kind of a good example of the best and worst of what trolls can do to people (from everyone raising funds for Chris to BlueSpike), especially since he's so well documented as a whole. Most lolcows don't have an entire wiki devoted to them, after all. Of course like others said, that's probably also a good reason why few people would write about him: everything is already laid out at the CWCki.
 
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Coral Apples said:
Hey, you took my what if! Anyways hello. First time posting and what not, but here's my variation of said what if. What if Chris sold his story, or wrote a biography? Telling the world about those damn dirty slanderous trolls, and how they caused so much stress and stopped Sonichu from becoming what GodBearJesus intended it to be?
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It'd be maudlin and whiny like Morrissey's autobiography, but with less purple prose - and thus more readable.
 
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If Chris were to write an autobiographical book we know how'd it go. He'd start talking how great, oppressed and humble he is and then get sidetracked describing details about Sonichu. Then throw half of a page in his mangled Spanish. All in less than 10 pages, because if 50-word essy is enough, so is a pamphlet book.
 
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DrTremolo said:
If Chris were to write an autobiographical book we know how'd it go. He'd start talking how great, oppressed and humble he is and then get sidetracked describing details about Sonichu. Then throw half of a page in his mangled Spanish. All in less than 10 pages, because if 50-word essy is enough, so is a pamphlet book.
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No doubt the last paragraph will begin with "Well, that's it for the autobiography".
 
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