Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris turned 14 bc into a hotel?

Best Weston

What if Chris pissed on hospitality?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if PewDiePie was Jessica Quinn all along ?

They might as well be the same troll since they're similarly unfunny and unoriginal.

What if Chris touched a Nintendo and got possessed by Donkey Kong?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Then he'd shower you in coconut cream pies.

What if Patti rose from the grave?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

Then he'd shower you in coconut cream pies.

What if Patti rose from the grave?

Chris would then fuck the dog and then try to sell the video for whatever they owe for the house.

What if The GAMe PLACe never banned Christard?

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

What if Chris ruined Super Mario instead of Sonic and Pokemon?

 

[Broseph]

What if Barb won the prestigious "Mother of the Year" award again for the first time in 17 years?

 

[Male Soul]

What if PewDiePie and Chris actually met?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Chris ruined Super Mario instead of Sonic and Pokemon?

In that case, Chris would try to spice up his already poor Spanish with Italian-sounding crap for autistic reasons, and Mary Lee Walsh would end up as a genderbent Bowser ripoff. Also, CWCville would have Futurama-esque pipe-based transportation, impossible to use without hurting yourself unless you're badly drawn, autistic, or both.

What would "mayor" Chris do if someone teleports CWCville to WW2 East CHINA just to let Unit 731 do its presumably glorous job with the Sonichus?

 

[Broseph]

Best Weston

What if Chris pissed on hospitality?

Bob's ghost would take off his belt and whip Chris's ass with it.

What if PewDiePie and Chris actually met?

Chris legit wouldn't recognize him.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris, ADF, and a bunch of other lolcows started their own crime fighting team?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

What if Chris, ADF, and a bunch of other lolcows started their own crime fighting team?

they'd draw anime versions of themselves stomping out the KF logo.

 

[Done]

What if Chris, ADF, and a bunch of other lolcows started their own crime fighting team?

It would look similar to this:
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/TrollBusters

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

Chris should open up a lesbian nail-salon.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Chris, ADF, and a bunch of other lolcows started their own crime fighting team?

They'd become the greasy fatass troon version of The Powerpuff Girls

 

[UnKillFill]

What if Chris and Barb switched bodies, Freaky Friday style?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Chris and Barb switched bodies, Freaky Friday style?

No changes, except Chris would be older and Barb would be (more) autistic.

What if Metal Sonichu was actually Metal? As in this:

 

[Somar]

What if instead of Chris' abusive babysitter locking him in his room, he somehow managed to lock her in his room?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

What if Chris's arse spontaneously fell off...

 

[Nannerpuss]

What if Chris ran for and was elected President instead of Trump?

 

[everythingisawkward999]

What if Chris ran for and was elected President instead of Trump?

He wouldn't have been able to, since he was 34 at the time. But if he did somehow win, he wouldn't be a particularly good one. He'd turn America in CWCVille, make Charlottesville the new DC, and sign in a law that would force all females to fall in love with him.

Or he'd shit himself or do nothing. Those are my two guesses.