Containment What If?

[CatParty]

What if Chris and Jace took a roadtrip?

 

[OtterParty]

I love happy endings!

 

[NavierStoked]

What if @snakesvsplanes chatting with Chris on OkCupid leads to a romance the world has never seen before? What if this results in Chris building them a Lego house to live in and Disney (in collaboration with Sega) releasing an animated movie based on the Adult Adventures?

 

[CatParty]

If you want to a diner with chris, would you share your fries with him?

 

[tobacky_vapor]

If you want to a diner with chris, would you share your fries with him?

I would probably give him my fries because I would not be able to eat with the stench of

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris was a smoker and drinker along with his McDs diet?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a smoker and drinker along with his McDs diet?

SMOKY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

 

[Le Bateleur]

What if Chris had a transformer made in his likeness? What would it transform from, and what accessories would it have?

 

[Picklechu]

What if Chris had a transformer made in his likeness? What would it transform from, and what accessories would it have?

A , obviously.

 

[silvana-sama]

what if chris was straight

 

[Ariel]

What if Chris got HIV from the hooker?

 

[silvana-sama]

what if chris actually got served by the hooker

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris got HIV from the hooker?

what if chris was straight

He wouldn't bitch about DA HOMOS quite so much.

 

[silvana-sama]

wish i could like twice for the smiths

 

[CWCissey]

wish i could like twice for the smiths

Just like CWCtime's post on the Post Your Fanart thread, he's the dude who made it.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if Chris was Indian? No, not the Ainchuent-Prophecy-type, but the elephants/multi-armed gods/questionable women's rights record/crushing poverty for the many/fantastic wealth for the few/5-hour glurge movies with songs and dance numbers/Thorium-cycle nuclear energy plans/renegade hippies/stand-offish attitude towards Pakistan/ultra-spicy dishes-type!

What would take the place of Sonichu? Maybe some bizarre mix of a Hindu god and a movie hero? Instead of the Game Place he would probably hang out at the local cinema - what would he do to get banned from it?

His arch nemesis might be a British guy named Patrick Pennyfarthing.

His stance of homosexuality and women would be completely accepted, or some would actually view it as still too tolerant. His crossdressing attempts probably wouldn't end well.

He would have a naive, clichee-laden view of Europeans and Americans: "Um, yeah... dem Merricuns eat lots of meat, the women are sluts and dress like men, and they all wear cowboy hats and own oil wells!" - something along these lines...

His attraction sign would exclude whites, Christians and that darn Muslim scum from his sweetheart search.

His attempts at imitating dance numbers from Bollywood movies in order to attract potential sweethearts would be something to behold....

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was Indian?

His pants shitting problem would be worse.

Much worse.

 

[CatParty]

if you could replace one part of chris with a cybernetic part, what would it be and why?

 

[TL 611]

if you could replace one part of chris with a cybernetic part, what would it be and why?

his duck, I'd make it smaller and more bent

 

[Cid Highwind]

What if Chris was Indian?

If his parents were to be anything like the Indians I work with, they'd have dropped him off somewhere in the wilderness as soon as his retardation and 'tism started to make itself apparent. These people, when educated, take immense pride in their intellect and accomplishments. My boss is a well respected cancer researcher with 2 kids that are about 10 years apart. The older one has been accepted to med school and the younger one is still in high school, making honor roll consistently. Indians don't tolerate stupidity unless they're the living-in-poverty ones, and those cannot afford to leave India.