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What if Chris IS his own mother to fool the state of Virginia that she didn't die in the horde a couple years ago. Gotta keep Barb's TugBoat a-floating.What if Aunt Corrina was Chris' real mother?
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What if Chris IS his own mother to fool the state of Virginia that she didn't die in the horde a couple years ago. Gotta keep Barb's TugBoat a-floating.What if Aunt Corrina was Chris' real mother?
She would have been right to dump him off on Barb.What if Aunt Corrina was Chris' real mother?
He's not good enough of a liar to pull that, so it would be because the State found it funny.What if Chris IS his own mother to fool the state of Virginia that she didn't die in the horde a couple years ago. Gotta keep Barb's TugBoat a-floating.
They would promptly stop once he drew them.What if every girl Chris has ever met was madly in love with him? (excluding family of course)
What if he is instead the the final step of human evolution?What if Chris is just a symbolic depiction of everything wrong and disturbed about the human race?
Then he desperately wanted to finger bang his sister instead of a "friend".What if Megan was CWC's twin sister?
So he could finally live out his oedipus complex?What if Chris and Barb secretly murdered Bob?
Family relations will get even more strained and awkward.What if Mary Lee Walsh was Bob's younger sister?
Have you not heard of the curses and voodoo he performs on people? That tugboat has sailed.What if Chris and Barb practiced witchcraft?