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This question has been pounding in my head for too long, and as stupid as it may be, I just have to ask it.

What if Chris was TrippinKahlua?
 
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Throwback Thursday for comics fans!: What if Chris were the Herald of Galactus?
 
Galactus would command him to find a suitable planet for him, Chris would stress sigh, tell him he's working on it, and Galactus would starve. Or he'd eventually stumble upon earth and then try to hit on Sue Storm.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
This question has been pounding in my head for too long, and as stupid as it may be, I just have to ask it.

What if Chris was TrippinKahlua?
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Do You Realize said:
Throwback Thursday for comics fans!: What if Chris were the Herald of Galactus?
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His silver surf board would have the same gaudy bumper stickers as son-chu. And instead of an attraction sign, it'd be a sign of galactus's impending arrival that all worlds would ignore as women ignored the attraction sign. Actually this is a pretty funny visual if you use barb as galactus :lol:
 
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What if...... Chris taking ALS ice water challenge?
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We'd get a post on facebook where he talked about it in a "fun and flirty" way, as if he was someone people would actually like to see get wet. He'd probably throw in a small dash of "aren't I great?" for good measure, but he'd save the bulk of the "I'm such an awesome guy" for the video, where he'd talk about this as if he was donating a kidney or a grand or something like that. Chris would then post the video and tag maybe one or two of his friends, but mostly people like Felicia Day, who have no idea who he is and wouldn't care even if they did. (But of course for Chris, he'd assume that they'd hang on his every word.) Oh, and of course Chris would manage to mess it up because he'd probably assume that dumping a cup of ice on his head or just upending some ice trays on himself is "close enough".

Then a day or so later, Chris has several people claiming to be Felicia Day leaving him messages and telling him how they want to be his girlfriend because that's just what happens with stuff like this. However Chris has already forgotten that he did the ice challenge already, as stuff like this flows in and out of his head.

Meanwhile Chris's neighbors are still standing bewildered in their driveways at the sight of a 30-something year old fat man in women's clothing dumping a few trays of ice on his head while squealing and recording himself.
 
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Meeko said:
We'd get a post on facebook where he talked aagaiit in a "fun and flirty" way, as if he was someone people would actually like to see get wet. He'd probably throw in a small dash of "aren't I great?" for good measure, but he'd save the bulk of the "I'm such an awesome guy" for the video, where he'd talk about this as if he was donating a kidney or a grand or something like that. Chris would then post the video and tag maybe one or two of his friends, but mostly people like Felicia Day, who have no idea who he is and wouldn't care even if they did. (But of course for Chris, he'd assume that they'd hang on his every word.) Oh, and of course Chris would manage to mess it up because he'd probably assume that dumping a cup of ice on his head or just upending some ice trays on himself is "close enough".

Then a day or so later, Chris has several people claiming to be Felicia Day leaving him messages and telling him how they want to be his girlfriend because that's just what happens with stuff like this. However Chris has already forgotten that he did the ice challenge already, as stuff like this flows in and out of his head.

Meanwhile Chris's neighbors are still standing bewildered in their driveways at the sight of a 30-something year old fat man in women's clothing dumping a few trays of ice on his head while squealing and recording himself.
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You sure its his head and not his duck? :sighduck:

You know? So he can also join again on another Jackass challenge, if that existed again.
 
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Pally said:
Not all hookers care that much....
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True, but I imagine that she'd probably get an abortion. It's not that hard for hookers to get abortions, even with all of the stuff they put into place in Virginia. Hell, med students do "back alley" abortions to help pay for their tuition and make a pretty good business by doing so, so I'd say she'd probably go get an abortion. If Chris was the type that had money, she might try to go after him but odds are that she wouldn't because it's very obvious that he doesn't.

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What if Chris built a LEGO post-fire 14BLC?
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He could do a during and after:

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Cold? Sure. But Id also call it "tough love" of the toughest sort. That kid needed job skills, as well as a life outside of video games. Video game addiction is a real thing ( a family member had it with WOW :( ) and if this is what it takes to fix the kid, good on that father. I just hope the kid or Chris wouldn't go into PTSD if that happened.
I know Bob never would have done this to Chris, because doing so would mean he would have to deal with him more. Video games were almost like a free baby sitter to the Chandlers.
 
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Cold? Sure. But Id also call it "tough love" of the toughest sort. That kid needed job skills, as well as a life outside of video games. Video game addiction is a real thing ( a family member had it with WOW :( ) and if this is what it takes to fix the kid, good on that father. I just hope the kid or Chris wouldn't go into PTSD if that happened.
I know Bob never would have done this to Chris, because doing so would mean he would have to deal with him more. Video games were almost like a free baby sitter to the Chandlers.
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Bob also thought Chris' vidya skill was an accomplishment.
 
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