Containment What If?

[normankrasner]

What if Chris had a younger sibling?

maybe (s)he might, around the time (s)he was born, there was this fertility doctor in VA who inseminated patients with his own his semen, fathering as many as 75 children, did Borb go to this doctor?

similiar resemblance

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cecil_Jacobson
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/deep-thoughts-drumsticks-to-dolphins/2724049?snl=1

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris joined MeToo and accused his past schools of sexually molesting him as a child?

 

[DecrepitSimonla]

What if Chris was banned from youtube?

 

[Xanax]

What if Chris was banned from youtube?

Chris was banned several times in the Classic days because weens kept reporting his accounts. He just makes new ones.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a Terminator?

 

[MrFortuneCookieFarts]

What if Chris was a Terminator?

He's a cybernetic autist. His CPU is a neural net processor, an autistic computer.

 

[Taint_fairy]

What if Disney made a show called "Chris-Chan on ice"

 

[Pony Horn]

What if @Jack Z used some of his $69,066 to back a venture with Chris and they became financially successful by buying tables at conventions and selling Chris' artwork and issues of Sonichu?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Disney made a show called "Chris-Chan on ice"

Chris would fall right through the ice.

 

[UngaWunga]

What if you dug up Patti but it was actually your own bones you found in the earth?

 

[TheClorax]

What if Chris was the one who killed Captain Alex?

 

[drtoboggan]

What if Chris shit his pants and did something?

 

[I Exist]

What if Chris didn't have 'high functional autism'?

 

[Army Burger]

What if Chris shit his pants and did something?

He would just add to his numerous pairs of dirty, crapped briefs.

 

[James Howlett]

He's a cybernetic autist. His CPU is a neural net processor, an autistic computer.

What if Chris didn't have 'high functional autism'?

Weaponized Autism.

What if the most recent wave of weenery continues to build to the point where Chris becomes financially stable and an actual mainstream celebrity?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was God but he didn't know it?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What if Chris was God but he didn't know it?

This Metallica song would be very accurate

 

[UngaWunga]

Imagine three sonichus on a cliff...

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris befriended the staff at the GamePLACe and he actually ended up getting a job there instead of acting like a sperg all the time?

 

[Mason Verger]

What the Chandlers put Chris up for adoption? Nature vs nurture?