Containment What If?

[Dr. Tremolo]

Chris is fat, but he's not like some completely unrealistic tub of lard. There are people fatter than him in the U.S military and other militaries around the world.
I don't know what his weight/height is at the current moment but he doesn't look obese,merely fat.

He could technically get raw physical fitness through intense training, but Chris still lacks fine motor skills or any competence at all for that matter.
He'd be a complete liability even for an army desperately needing reserves.

 

[Roosechu]

What if Tomgirl Chris discovered the magical world of Tumblr?
Would he open a profile to bitch about his multiple exiles from stores or back off because of glitter'd pickles everywhere?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

God, he looks so miserable in that photo.

 

[Pally]

Chris is fat, but he's not like some completely unrealistic tub of lard. There are people fatter than him in the U.S military and other militaries around the world.
I don't know what his weight/height is at the current moment but he doesn't look obese,merely fat.

I am not as fat as Chris, but even I would be risking heart attack with army training.

 

[Clown Doll]

I'm not sure how much this strays into off-topic so I'll try to keep it brief :
It's generally not about whether you're overweight or not, it's about what condition your heart is in. Unless of course, the person was the type of tub of lard that your knees can't take it anymore in which case it's likely he/she wouldn't probably pass medical in the first place or be washed out during entrance processing. Fat people will lose weight rapidly in basic training, if not for else, because they won't be able to stuff their face with foodstuffs and sweets as often and at least in the U.S Military, overweight people are put on lighter diets so while being overweight will likely factor in in you getting in in the first place and making it difficult to not stick out like a sore thumb, the physical exertion does not begin at a 100% rate immediately. Plus, you can be as healthy as a Mountain Goat and drop dead in the 12 minute running test all the same if you participate in it while sick or have a hidden heart defect.

So if Chris could hack it mentally, he would lose weight in chunks without it being too much of a risk on his life assuming his ticker is in a good shape.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

The biggest problem for him I'd imagine is dealing with the drill instructors and the absolute authority they have over you, so he would feel like the stress would be absolutely overbearing.

Yes. If Chris thinks that someone like Mary Lee Walsh talked "rudely and hoarsely" to him, he would never be able to tolerate a drill instructor getting in his face and screaming at him to stop half-assing everything he's assigned to do.

"THAT RIFLE DOES NOT WEIGH EIGHTY TONS, BOY!!"

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Yes. If Chris thinks that someone like Mary Lee Walsh talked "rudely and hoarsely" to him, he would never be able to tolerate a drill instructor getting in his face and screaming at him to stop half-assing everything he's assigned to do.

"THAT RIFLE DOES NOT WEIGH EIGHTY TONS, BOY!!"

It's actually a specific trait that autistics have trouble following orders placed by others. And since Chris is also stupid, he'd fuck everything up.

 

[Connor Bible]

What if Chris had the time and the means to do a Sonichu live-action movie? Discuss.

 

[Carlos Thin]

What if Chris had the time and the means to do a Sonichu live-action movie? Discuss.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Were Chris on the satellite of love, the Bots would just mock him constantly. The Mads wouldn't even make them watch movies, just watch them.

 

[knoxklay11]

what if chris became the official spokesman for the autistic community and even held press conferences

 

[Carlos Thin]

what if chris became the official spokesman for the autistic community and even held press conferences

He'd never do that because he hates those dang slow-in-the-minds

 

[Connor Bible]

What if Chris could travel back in time with his mind, a la Ashton Kutcher in The Butterfly Effect?

I'm an evil bastard.

 

[CatParty]

What if Chris could travel back in time with his mind, a la Ashton Kutcher in The Butterfly Effect?

I'm an evil bastard.

he would rather have the back to the future time travel romantic subplot except he'd go all the way

 

[MasterMan]

What if Barb finds out about the pierced taint?

 

[knoxklay11]

What if Barb finds out about the pierced taint?

not only that, id be curious about how she feels about the TOTAL chris transformation atm i.e the lesbian identified man shit, the brossiere, and his crossdressing. even more importantly, id love to know in detail about how his dad felt about it in his final years. heard he called him a fag or something but id love to know more lol

 

[BT 075]

What if Barb finds out about the pierced taint?

He voluntarily told her about his mass debating habit. Boy has no filter and no shame. She may not like the fact that he spent the money on a piece of questionable jewelry rather then on fast food, but ultimately what bothers her more is not the piercing, it's the cheeseburgers she missed out because of it.

 

[knoxklay11]

tbh i question the mothers sanity almost as much as the sons. i mean, shes a chronic hoarder and shes acted just as irrationally as her son such as the gAME pLACE incident and other situations. so quite possibly she either doesnt notice, doesnt care, or fucking encourages it. lol

 

[MasterMan]

tbh i question the mothers sanity almost as much as the sons. i mean, shes a chronic hoarder and shes acted just as irrationally as her son such as the gAME pLACE incident and other situations. so quite possibly she either doesnt notice, doesnt care, or fucking encourages it. lol

This may go in "Random thoughts", but since you prompted it, Ill post it here. Ultimately, I believe Barb's main problem, for the past 40 + years, has been her emotional immaturity. I mean I think she has never really grown out of the mindset of a bratty, flighty 16 year old girl, and I think it explains a lot of her failures as a person. Many ( most) teenagers can be quite selfish and not have much of a sense of responsibility or "duty" to anyone but themselves. I think this explains her disinterest in being a moral, responsible parent to Chris, as well as her binge drinking, hoarding and general trampiness.
Sure she could have tried to teach Chris nice manners, teach him right and wrong, and actually care about his life. But doing those things aren't much fun, and certainly not as fun as hitting up the bar, or purchasing a 50 year old, coffee stained, chipped+cracked, Hawaiian Elvis decorative plate at goodwill. Am I right on the money?

 

[knoxklay11]

This may go in "Random thoughts", but since you prompted it, Ill post it here. Ultimately, I believe Barb's main problem, for the past 40 + years, has been her emotional immaturity. I mean I think she has never really grown out of the mindset of a bratty, flighty 16 year old girl, and I think it explains a lot of her failures as a person. Many ( most) teenagers can be quite selfish and not have much of a sense of responsibility or "duty" to anyone but themselves. I think this explains her disinterest in being a moral, responsible parent to Chris, as well as her binge drinking, hoarding and general trampiness.
Sure she could have tried to teach Chris nice manners, teach him right and wrong, and actually care about his life. But doing those things aren't much fun, and certainly not as fun as hitting up the bar, or purchasing a 50 year old, coffee stained, chipped+cracked, Hawaiian Elvis decorative plate at goodwill. Am I right on the money?

im sure u are, i have yet to delve into the workings of his mother or the internet lumberjack