Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if we all used Oculus Go to be inside 14BC and interact with Chris and Barb?

 

[Mr. 0]

What if all the OG Sonichu characters came to life and meme'd Chris out of existence forever?

 

[The Other Chandler]

What if Chris had a magic lamp what he wish for?

Three wishes, right?

1: To be a real girl.
2: Have a sweetheart.
3: ???

I was originally going to say Crystal for 3. But Chris hasn't mentioned wanting a daughter in a while (that I know of). Maybe he'd just wish for something batshit crazy related to the sister dimension stuff. Or maybe just money. You can never discount Chris's greed.

What if a rip in the space-time continuum allowed pre-tranny Chris and post-tranny Chris to hook up?

Classic Chris would be disgusted with Christine.

 

[HaldolJunkie]

What if Chris was born in Papua New Guinea?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was born in Papua New Guinea?

None of the tribes would accept him.

What if Chris was the Yeti?

 

[TedBovisUK]

What if Chris won twenty million dollars?

Actually, I can answer that myself. It would all be gone within the space of a year (at most) and he'd be back to begging for money on YouTube. Any attempt to make him realise how stupid he'd been would result in a bout of tard rage and some self-justifying bullshit along the lines of "AT LEAST I LIVED THE DREAM!"

 

[AnimuGinger]

What if Chris was a coding savant?

 

[HaldolJunkie]

What if Chris want to go to Hawaii to fake his own death and avoid the mortgage?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

for real what would happen if the REAL chris chan joined this site? obviously i'm a parody account but what would happen if he really did join? (Power level time! I'm still a newfig so i'm not cought up on my chris-story).

Chris would answer maybe one or two questions and then leave as his thread turns to 500 pages of faggots shouting "I HOPE YOU GET RAPED AND JULAYED IN PRISON".

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If you could make a Chris Chan anime, who would you put in it? Who'd be the main villain? Who would you cut from the cast? What would the plot be?

An overly elaborate spy games plot involving all of the trolls that have tried to be on top of the Chris Chan mountain. Starts all slice of life about internet bullies but it turns out Chris is they key to some kind of magic bullshit and aliens are trying to get at him to access other dimensions. Then it gets all super serious. Monster of the week cameos from other lolcows. Maybe cutesy end of episodes shorts of famous videos and exploits.

 

[therealchrischan]

Chris would answer maybe one or two questions and then leave as his thread turns to 500 pages of faggots shouting "I HOPE YOU GET RAPED AND JULAYED IN PRISON".

fuck me! their was already a thread! please forgive me. I have been possessed by an autistic ghost all day. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-if-chris-joined-the-cwcki-forums.129/

 

[Terrorist]

What if Chris discovered Qanon? What would a Chuanon saga look like?

 

[Admiral Rice]

What if Chris is part of the autism illuminati?

 

[therealchrischan]

what if chris chan is fake and doing all his sagas for attention/views? well that's what my old man thinks. anyway.

 

[therealchrischan]

What if Chris had a magic lamp what he wish for?

idk a "boyfriend free girl" and sonic the hedgehog products? help me out here. But probably knowing how chris is with finances he would blow his wishes on toys before he got his "boyfriend free girl"

 

[therealchrischan]

Chris would answer maybe one or two questions and then leave as his thread turns to 500 pages of faggots shouting "I HOPE YOU GET RAPED AND JULAYED IN PRISON".

now come to think of it why the hate for chris? i'm not caught up on my christory

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Bob's ghost possessed Barb?

 

[therealchrischan]

What if Bob's ghost possessed Barb?

maybe chris would mature slightly idk? again bob enabled him too though. idk.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

now come to think of it why the hate for chris? i'm not caught up on my christory

I don't hate Chris but I do hate you.

 

[littleomega]

What if Bob's ghost possessed Barb?

Barb would become a better person, and Chris would probably improve as well.
A lot of evidence points towards Barb being emotionally abusive and she's largely responsible for the horde. Bob actually cared about Chris and tried to raise him responsibly.