Containment What If?

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was an accomplished and registered architect? What style would he build in?
I was thinking something along the lines of this

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or this

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[CWCissey]

What if Chris was an accomplished and registered architect? What style would he build in?
I was thinking something along the lines of this

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or this

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This.

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[Tragi-Chan]

This.

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Didn't he make some improvements along those lines to 14 Branchland Court?

 

[Stud2Stud]

Considering Chris made plans for a mall where the toilets are bigger than the actual stores and his own mayor's office being 120' wide, I'd say a career in architecture would have made him a real-life "Bloody Stupid" Johnson.

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

What if Chris went Trick or Treating?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris went Trick or Treating?

he's a manchild, but a lazy manchild

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris went Trick or Treating?

He'd tard rage everytime someone complimented him on his Buffalo Bill costume.

 

[Holdek]

What if Chris was thrust into a position he was completely unqualified for?

For example, if by some zany chain of events he was at a hospital visiting a sick Barb and a nurse told him to put on a mask to prevent infection and so he got completely dressed in surgical scrubs (because ) and then he was wandering around in the hall like that and someone mistook him for a doctor and was all, "Hurry! Get into operating room 3! They need you now!" so he tard-ran in there and they handed him a scalpel.

The question is: is his ego so huge that he would just go ahead and start operating on the patient?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris was thrust into a position he was completely unqualified for?

For example, if by some zany chain of events he was at a hospital visiting a sick Barb and a nurse told him to put on a mask to prevent infection and so he got completely dressed in surgical scrubs (because ) and then he was wandering around in the hall like that and someone mistook him for a doctor and was all, "Hurry! Get into operating room 3! They need you now!" so he tard-ran in there and they handed him a scalpel.

The question is: is his ego so huge that he would just go ahead and start operating on the patient?

With this hypothetical situation it's hard not to arrive at a conclusion that involves ... or something like that Mr. Bean Movie.

On the other hand, imagine him being mistaken for a gynaecologist.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

On the other hand, imagine him being mistaken for a gynaecologist.

"Dis lady's clit is too far forward! It should be on da taint!"

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris was thrust into a position he was completely unqualified for?

For example, if by some zany chain of events he was at a hospital visiting a sick Barb and a nurse told him to put on a mask to prevent infection and so he got completely dressed in surgical scrubs (because ) and then he was wandering around in the hall like that and someone mistook him for a doctor and was all, "Hurry! Get into operating room 3! They need you now!" so he tard-ran in there and they handed him a scalpel.

The question is: is his ego so huge that he would just go ahead and start operating on the patient?

That patients life expectancy would drop sharply if I had to guess.

 

[Thomas the Tankchu]

What if instead of Chris trying to fit in with the whole 'tomgirl'/gay category, decided to try to fit towards another community?

For example: Chris trying to be black.

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

What if instead of Chris trying to fit in with the whole 'tomgirl'/gay category, decided to try to fit towards another community?

For example: Chris trying to be black.

Basically the same amount of reaction.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris took his accusations of being cyber bullied to the news and it got published as a story? How would people react to it?

If it got published as a story, it's only because it was a really slow news week.

And to paraphrase @Tragi-Chan, this would only work if Chris was the kind of victim who was genuinely in the wrong place at the wrong time when he caught the attention of the so-called bullies. If anyone digs deep enough and starts finding out more about Chris' life over the past several years, they might lose any sympathy they may have had for Chris.

And really, the only way that the Chris as a bullying victim story gets any kind of in-depth coverage is if he kills himself and leaves a note blaming the trolls and bullies, or, even less likely, he embarks on a murder spree, gets arrested, and claims that the bullies drove him to this. There might be followup stories on cyber-bullying that mention Chris, but once the next big breaking news story comes out, that's as far as that's going.

 

[Coldgrip]

What if instead of Chris trying to fit in with the whole 'tomgirl'/gay category, decided to try to fit towards another community?

For example: Chris trying to be black.

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[Ian Brandon Something]

What if Chris went Trick or Treating?

He would complain about the free candy people gave him.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if the house fire hadn't happened?

 

[Haesindang Park]

Ever seen those new Honda Fit commercials of what you can fit in that car? What if Chris owned a Honda Fit? Can Barb's hoarding fit in there?

 

[Coldgrip]

It's not a question of whether Blob's hoard can fit into the Honda, but can the Honda fit into the Hoard (the answer is Barb will find a way).

 

[Picklechu]

Ever seen those new Honda Fit commercials of what you can fit in that car? What if Chris owned a Honda Fit? Can Barb's hoarding fit in there?

Nothing can contain the Hoard. Not 14BC, not Bob's greenhouse, not the yard, nothing.