Containment What If?

[BuckwildHicksley]

What if there was a CWC themed Sonichu roller coaster?

besides the sign just saying 'you must be this tall to ride', it'd have other requirements such as being a white virgin female with small frame, boyfriend-free, etc.

 

[Autisimodo]

What if Chris started posting here again and tweeted about it?

 

[A fucking idiot]

What if Chris started posting here again and tweeted about it?

He'd probably stop pretty soon. Remember, this site is a cesspool of hatred and lies against the innocent Christian Christopher Ricardo Weston Chandler, and anything that even remotely challenges Chris in any way is cut out from his life.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) joined the FS Mall jerkop force?

what if Chris(tine) was a hired as a school bus driver for the Green County or Chesterfield County school system?

 

[WingsOfDepression]

What if Chris created a food reviewing channel?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What if Chris created a food reviewing channel?

He would get tricked into shoving a hot hamburger plate directly into his anus.

 

[WingsOfDepression]

He would get tricked into shoving a hot hamburger plate directly into his anus.

I wonder how that would play out.

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris was the true form of Pennywise the Dancing Clown?

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris time travel to 24 feb, 1982?

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

What if Chris was watching you masturbate?

 

[SlavicCyanide]

What if Chris is the real troll...

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What if Jesus really spoke to Chris about the merge?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

He would get tricked into shoving a hot hamburger plate directly into his anus.

Burger Farts.

 

[PL 001]

what if Chris(tine) was a hired as a school bus driver for the Green County or Chesterfield County school system?

I'd say it would remind me of Chris Farley's role in Billy Madison, but that would be an insult to Chris Farley.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I'd say it would remind me of Chris Farley's role in Billy Madison, but that would be an insult to Chris Farley.

I'd say it be more like what they originally wanted to do with Herbert the pervert on family Guy he was originally supposed to be a creepier, older knock off of Otto on the Simpsons.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

What if Jesus really spoke to Chris about the merge?

Then I'd have to assume Jesus is one of Chris' trolls.

 

[ON 190]

What if Chris was one of the firefighters responding to Chernobyl?

 

[King Kiwi]

What if Chris was one of the firefighters responding to Chernobyl?

He'd complain that corpse he didn't save stole from him.

 

[ON 190]

He'd complain that corpse he didn't save stole from him.

As Chris dealt with the slow death of not being able to craft a Sonichu medallion using graphite from an active nuclear reactor.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What if Chris was patient zero for an unknown disease?