Containment What If?

[GS 281]

What if Chris took a Rorschach test? What would he see?

Pierced taints, vaginas of the soul and trolls giving him grief.

 

[mapdark]

What is Chris was actually a good writer, but still a shitty artist? As in, his Sonichu comics were legitimately creative.

a lot of good comics are written by a good writer who have terrible art skills . Chris could find someone to draw the pages for him. He wouldn't be the first person to do so.

What if Chris was abducted by aliens?

They would pretty much go "Fuck this planet! I'm out!" and Chris will have probably saved humanity unwittingly.

Nah, can't see that happening.

Now a game where you're Megan and Chris is the endboss on the other hand...

And then you find out the whole game was Silent Hill's way of showing Megan her insecurities with men.

 

[Meeko]

What if, instead of going to prison for the Gamestop incident, Chris was sent to Arkham Asylum?

Chrises in Refridgerators? (Cue le excellently photoshopped pic)

Spoiler

 

[Bound2]

What if Chris and his family had actually managed to sell the house and move to Chesterfield County? Would they have been happier or would it have been the same shit in a different place?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris and his family had actually managed to sell the house and move to Chesterfield County? Would they have been happier or would it have been the same shit in a different place?

Same shit, different place. The conspiracy theory would not be as intricate, I suppose.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris' remains get put into a museum in the far future?

 

[Ravenor]

What if Chris' remains get put into a museum in the far future?

His ghost will haunt the museum screaming "I AM NOT A DANG DIRTY HOMO ERCTUS SOMETHING!"

 

[nad7155]

What if Chris took a Rorschach test? What would he see?

Something I don't want to fathom.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris was on the MHS wrestling team?

http://fox4kc.com/2015/01/12/kearney-wrestler-with-down-syndrome-wins-first-career-match/

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris died, but came back as a ghost to haunt 14 Branchland Court? In this hypothetical scenario, Barb is dead too, the house was not condemned as a biohazard for some reason, and someone else has moved in.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris died, but came back as a ghost to haunt 14 Branchland Court? In this hypothetical scenario, Barb is dead too, the house was not condemned as a biohazard for some reason, and someone else has moved in.

DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, but of the person being haunted.

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris was abducted by aliens?

"Quit probing My Ass, you DAMN DIRTYALIEN HOMOS!!!!"
Then the probe would get covered in shit.

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

What if young Chris's parents and teachers tried facilitated communication with him before he was able to speak?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a boxer?

 

[EI 903]

What if Chris was a boxer?

We would see what a fat version of Glass Joe would look like.

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris was born a female? Would he be a quirky gamer girl? Would the other girls think he was a drama queen because he would flip out about the tiniest little thing? Would the popular boys look after him like he was the "little sister" of the group because he was over-emotional? Instead of a bent duck would he have uneven boobs? Would he be the school slut? Would his 'tism even play a huge factor in socializing with people or would they be more open to him?

 

[mapdark]

What if Chris was born a female? Would he be a quirky gamer girl?

I actually think he would be something like NuttyMadam:

They have similar styles when it comes to reaction videos and damaged video recording equipment.

Would the popular boys look after him like he was the "little sister" of the group because he was over-emotional?

Nope , while girls will hang out with the weird kid because they want to be nice to them out of pity , guys don't do this shit. I have yet to see a so-called popular MALE kid hang out with the freako girl out of the goodness of their heart. So I suspect High school would have been WORSE for Chris had he been a girl.

Instead of a bent duck would he have uneven boobs?

With a soul-penis?

Would he be the school slut?

More like the school's desperate pervy girl. Kind of a Tina Belcher times 30, who ACTUALLY writes Erotic Friend fiction , without the redeeming traits.

Would his 'tism even play a huge factor in socializing with people or would they be more open to him?

I don't think the addition of boobs and an actual vagina on Chris would change much when it comes to his approachability.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was a mythical creature like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris was a mythical creature like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster?

Too bad he's not. We'd be better off if the photos were grainy.

 

[Coldgrip]

What if Chris was a mythical creature like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster?

He'd be the only unicorn with a bent horn.