Containment What If?

demiurgz said:
Well that was epicly poor show for the Dalek.

CWC vs Anti CWC

Anti CWC :- unlike our version this CWC is a major comic artist and writer, in peek physical and mental condition, and possibly even verging on this centuries newest philosopher.

The Battle

A tear in the fabric of space time reveals that the anti Chris living in his mansion surrounded by a team of Amazonian Ninja females . As he rushes towards them he trips and falls over and cracks his head open, death is instant

Winner : the anti CWC by default
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I like to think that Anti-CWC is pretty much CWC but made of anti-matter. The two cancel each other out and the world is divided by zero as a result. :heart-empty:
 
The Hunter said:
Here's a better question: what would happen if Chris decided to SHOUT AT THE DEVIL?!?

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And I have some West Coast hypotheses on what Borb and Chandler family life would be like too:

Barb would be named something more west-coast 1940s like Linda, Rita, Diane, Vicki or Marlene, would probably be bottle-blonde and wear flashy clothes throughout the 80s and early 90s and probably have driven a Ford Capri, Datsun 280Z, Renault Fuego or Toyota Celica until CWC was born, after which she would have kept it and gotten a Dodge minivan or a Chevy Cavalier, Bob would have been from the Midwest or Northeast originally and had a background in chemical engineering via Monsanto or DuPont and driven a Lotus Eclat, Maserati Khamsin or TVR 280i that would have been partly replaced with a Jeep Grand Wagoneer and then with a LaForza or a Range Rover that would be equivalent to the Aerostar IRL, Son-Chu would most likely be an early 90s Hyundai Sonata bought cheap out of the newspaper for CWC, the Cavalier or minivan would be equivalent to the Mitsubishi after Son-Chu was driven to death. CWC would buy a Chevy Astro van from someone at church before he alienated everyone (as I'm guessing that's how the Cadillac came into the fold)

14BC would be a late 60s split-level with no remodeling or updates since the Johnson administration, the grass mowed forcibly by the city or left to die altogether, Bob's sports car and Snorlax's sporty compact would be buried in trash in the 2-car garage, and the Chandlers would probably prefer German Shepherd or Golden Retriever mixes over beagles.

And Snorlax would probably be a retired bank teller who has failed every diet out there.
 
Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

He would get hungry, and fall asleep behind the wheel on his way to McDonalds.

Then its downtown for some HOMOGAY POSSESSION CHARGES and a SLANDEROUS DWI

Rob Bell will not be pleased.
 
What if Chris could never die? His body would never age past 30, any Illness would be temporary and never fatal. Any lethal damage to him will be healed and regenerated.

This is classic Chris we are talking about.
 
Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

Theres a more important question here. Would YOU get high with Chris? assuming of course he is wearing freshly laundered clothes and has been put through a decontamination shower and a day long all liquid diet to prevent crapping of briefs. Personally I would give it a shot
 
The universe would troll him when the expanding red giant sun deep fries earth in 5 billion years, bathing an indestructible Chris in lava. Several thousand billion years later, when the accelerated cosmic expansion has become strong enough to rip apart nuclei, Chris will really be forever alone, bathed in weak radiation approaching absolute zero asymptotically and encompassed by darkness that will continue forever and ever and ever... Until a thermodynamic "miracle" (an extremely unlikely event that reduces entropy) leads to the spontanous creation of a beautiful vibrant CWCville full of horny boyfriend free girls and cool hedgehogs.
So, in the very very long run, thermodynamics is on his side.
 
he would be galactus, if there were whole worlds of mcdonalds.
 
Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

Judge Holden said:
Theres a more important question here. Would YOU get high with Chris? assuming of course he is wearing freshly laundered clothes and has been put through a decontamination shower and a day long all liquid diet to prevent crapping of briefs. Personally I would give it a shot
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If he was at least willing to use some of the tugboat to match me, and not expect me to smoke him out.
 
Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

MurderJunkie said:
Say Chris opened up to the idea of smoking pot after hearing it to be a potential treatment to autism. Would he gain a new sense of self awareness?
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Good Lord, don't even joke about the idea of CWC on pot. He's crazy enough when he's sober.
 
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