Containment What If?

Petrovski said:
What would the west coast equivalents of Ruckersville and Charlottesville be?

Northern/Central California: McKinleyville and Arcata, Madera and Fresno, Stockton and Lodi, or Auburn and Sacramento.

Southern California: Lancaster and Palmdale

Oregon: Eugene and Springfield, Salem and Keizer, or Medford and Ashland

Washington: Orting and Puyallup (lulz would be great if CWC and Barb had to escape a lahar after Mt. Rainier erupts)

CWC would be a Glenn Beck-worshipping Tea Party acolyte in any of these places, would have Tea Party stickers all over the back of a beaten-to-shit Chevy Astro van, would be an NRA member and would likely hate "liberal scum", equating them with Communists. He would also want to stick his bent duck in Jenna and Noelle Bush and Bristol Palin.
 
Stratochu said:
Petrovski said:
What would the west coast equivalents of Ruckersville and Charlottesville be?

Northern/Central California: McKinleyville and Arcata, Madera and Fresno, Stockton and Lodi, or Auburn and Sacramento.

Southern California: Lancaster and Palmdale

Oregon: Eugene and Springfield, Salem and Keizer, or Medford and Ashland

Washington: Orting and Puyallup (lulz would be great if CWC and Barb had to escape a lahar after Mt. Rainier erupts)

CWC would be a Glenn Beck-worshipping Tea Party acolyte in any of these places, would have Tea Party stickers all over the back of a beaten-to-shit Chevy Astro van, would be an NRA member and would likely hate "liberal scum", equating them with Communists. He would also want to stick his bent duck in Jenna and Noelle Bush and Bristol Palin.

Oh my God, yes. Absolutely perfect!
 
The board and committee in the law school would play kick the autistic on Chris! What else?
 
Abhor-able said:
Chandler Cats said:
Petrovski said:
What would the west coast equivalents of Ruckersville and Charlottesville be?


Escondido and Poway

I'm going to have to disagree and go with Forks.


Eeeeeek! You are brave, brave soul -- although yes, Forks is now officially hated and feared by everyone who is not a teenage girl and is home to sparkly dang, dirty homo-esque vampires, so you may have just won the internet.
 
I wasn't spanked as a child, yet I do have a spanking fetish, as well as many other facets of my sadomasochism. My favorite tools of the trade are belts and hairbrushes (don't judge me...). :oops:

Back on topic, I don't think Chris would have turned out much different, because his parents still would have been the coddling enablers that they have always been, its just that his punishment would have been different.

Official Unilever Corp. Press Statement:

Chris: Before I used Ats, I was a virgin with rage who could not find a true and honest sweetheart, and my heart level was rapidly decreasing. Now that I use Ats, I am no longer a virgin (because I slept with a prostitute). Thank you, Ats!
 
He'd ask for a sweetheart and get a RealDoll.
 
He would get woken up or interrupted during a vidya session at 3:00 am (whatever he does at that hour) by some partying demons.
 
These are hilarious!

He'd ask for a sweetheart and get a RealDoll.

In the story of Dr. Faust, he asks for a sweetheart and gets a living doll.

He would get woken up or interrupted during a vidya session at 3:00 am (whatever he does at that hour) by some partying demons.

I imagine it would be like that scene in The Hobbit when the dwarves come to Bilbo's house for dinner, but with demons from hell instead of homeless dwarves. I hear Satan and his minions know how to party, so it would be quite a change for Chris. The demons are use to the smell of burning sulfur, so it won't be that bad for them.

Now I want to hear people talk about Chris chillin' with demons :lol:
 
Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

He would probably say a couple quotes from Family Guy, then crash into slumber.

CatParty said:
Kyu said:
after the judge tells him his defense makes no sense...
"OH COME ON, you SHOULD be convinced"


"don't be so heartless and cruel!"
I'd hope he'd do his famous "I am an American..." speech from the Father Call.

Even less people would use ATS, or da homos would start using it just to make Chris angry.
 
The thing is some of the real TTTT love money ALOT and given declining enrollment may try and keep Chris in the program, but could he graduate from law school? maybe, would he have a job? unlikely peope you are top of their class at TTTT don't get jobs Chris would be near the bottom. A its likely he could attend Cooley which is basically an LOLcow that can grant Law degrees (no offense to any Cooley students or graduates but that school[and I used the term boardly] is a total joke)
 
From the upcoming "Win a PS4" video contest: "I would throw away the cure for autism to get a PS-Quadruple. I would even... SELL MY SOUL!"

Satan: "DONE."
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
I imagine it would be like that scene in The Hobbit when the dwarves come to Bilbo's house for dinner, but with demons from hell instead of homeless dwarves.
Oh God, imagine Chris as Bilbo :lol:
 
Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Homer sells his soul for a doughnut? It'd be something trivial like that.
 
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