Containment What If?

Petrovski said:
What would the west coast equivalents of Ruckersville and Charlottesville be?

Bakersfield. Also, I doubt he'd be any different. He'd still be a shut in and getting banned from place. He'd likely just have a large population to harass.
 
As if he needed any more mollycoddling, the army of hippies and assorted do-gooders in the Frisco area alone would be enough to ensure Chris an irrevocable autism card.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
Petrovski said:
What would the west coast equivalents of Ruckersville and Charlottesville be?
Goshen?

Cypress or maybe Yucaipa. I lived there (only the former) and it's probably the closest to Ruckersvillle or Charlottesville.
 
Chris applies widely, and Tomas M Cooley send him a letter saying he as a scholarship to the Cooley campus of his choice, what happens next?
 
serdog said:
Chris applies widely, and Tomas M Cooley send him a letter saying he as a scholarship to the Cooley campus of his choice, what happens next?

He'd be kicked out in a month. If not a day. Because I'm sure you need good memorization and understanding of the laws. And... Chris doesn't have any of those.
 
he get kicked out

or

it takes him several decades to graduate
 
What's the PVCC equivalent of law school? (The only law school the Chandlers could hope to afford)
 
DIRTY CRAPPED OBJECTION.
Chris would only half-assedly study law that interested him, ie cyber laws and copyright. He wouldn't absorb any relevant information, never pass a class, but insist he was HONOR ROLL.
No, he'd make a good lawyer in that he can argue until his face literally turned blue with a crash into slumber. Of course, none of his arguments would be valid, so he'd lose every case.
 
pickleniggo said:
No, he'd make a good lawyer in that he can argue until his face literally turned blue with a crash into slumber. Of course, none of his arguments would be valid, so he'd lose every case.

Considering that Chris believes even minor civil offense trials warrant balls-to-the-wall life-and-death legal extravaganzas a la Phoenix Wright, this is more than plausible.
 
Henry Bemis said:
pickleniggo said:
No, he'd make a good lawyer in that he can argue until his face literally turned blue with a crash into slumber. Of course, none of his arguments would be valid, so he'd lose every case.

Considering that Chris believes even minor civil offense trials warrant balls-to-the-wall life-and-death legal extravaganzas a la Phoenix Wright, this is more than plausible.

"He is GUILTY. Get it through your DAMN DIRTY FUCKING STUPID HEADS"
I need that gif of Chris bouncing up and down in rage. :lol:
 
He'd be mocked mercilessly in the first week after he responded to a cold call with his feelings because he played Sonic instead of doing the readings, throw the biggest tard rage of his life, probably be removed by cops, and maybe do real jail time. For the rest of his life he would define himself as a law student and add "esquire" to the end of his name.
 
i would love to see him rush a frat or try to get into the skull and bone society
 
after the judge tells him his defense makes no sense...
"OH COME ON, you SHOULD be convinced"
 
Kyu said:
after the judge tells him his defense makes no sense...
"OH COME ON, you SHOULD be convinced"


"don't be so heartless and cruel!"
 
He'd lose his five exclamation points pretty fast, during a trial.
 
Well, he'd need a BA before he could be admitted. His best bet would be a career as a paralegal, because he could go to community college for that.

Also, there's a glut of law school graduates now, so unless he got into some prestigious program, he wouldn't get a career in law after he graduated.

Whether he ended up as a paralegal or an attorney (which of course would never happen) one thing is certain: DIRTY CRAPPED legal BRIEFS
 
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