Containment What If?

Picklepower said:
To be fair, not being sexually attracted to another ethnicity, does not necessarily make you a racist. I believe a lot of how people find others attractive is like cultural conditioning, I am mostly attracted to Caucasian and Latino women and some Indian and Arab women as well, and with men I am strongly attracted to Caucasians,especially Russians. I think If I was raised in an African nation, no matter what ethnicity I was, I would be more attracted black women, then if I was from the U.S where the stereotypical image of a sexy woman is a blonde, skinny, Caucasian. Chris however does show signs of being uncomfortable around black people, and the way he specified, white women only, on his sign, is really insensitive, which is why it is funny.
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*SIGH* Stop giving Chris prickly wicklys.
 
It would be a unexpected smash hit. Something so spectacular and ground breaking that something like Super Mario Bros. would seem like a generic platformer by comparison. It would make billions of dollars, spawn tons of merchandise and TV shows, it would define popular culture.

...

And then Chris wakes up.
 
Picklepower said:
To be fair, not being sexually attracted to another ethnicity, does not necessarily make you a racist. I believe a lot of how people find others attractive is like cultural conditioning, I am mostly attracted to Caucasian and Latino women and some Indian and Arab women as well, and with men I am strongly attracted to Caucasians,especially Russians. I think If I was raised in an African nation, no matter what ethnicity I was, I would be more attracted black women, then if I was from the U.S where the stereotypical image of a sexy woman is a blonde, skinny, Caucasian. Chris however does show signs of being uncomfortable around black people, and the way he specified, white women only, on his sign, is really insensitive, which is why it is funny.
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I always thought you were 100% "dang, dirty homo", Pickepower. Well... I always just assumed you were an anime girl sniffing her farts until you changed your sig.

But I think thats a good point. Chris' insistence on a white partner probably had little to do with his supposed dream but more to do with this ideal that he sees on tv.

I have an easy-to-guess bias here. But I'll say a few things.

1) Chris does seem legitimately scared by black people.
2) You'd be surprised how common this is. Even among non-autistic manchild lolcows.
3) I don't know if Chris is attracted to black women. If he is I think it would take quite some time before Chris would plead her for china. Not because of a lack of desperation but it would take some time to look past the racist notions and fear he already has in his head.

To clarify, I'm not saying Chris is racist. Hes had a lot of racist ideas placed in his head from his father and tv and he has no idea of cultural sensitivity but I don't know if he himself is legitimately a racist.

TL;DR - He'd eventually beg for china. It'd take quite some time however.
 
Oscar: I was a veteran in the war in Fraggle Rock, what did you do to get into the trash can life?
Chris: That black bastard Hooper banned me for "Scaring the Customers" my father Robert says Hooper is in league with that damn homo Bert.

Todays letter of the day is A, for Aspergers! *Chris loses his shit because they didn't say Autism.

Elmo: Today on Elmo's world we're going to visit our friend Chris, *Elmo logs on to Skype.
Elmo: "This is Julie, can Chris come on the internet to play?
Chris: Oh Julie, for you I would walk 5000 miles!
 
Kamen Rider Black said:
What if one of his high school gal-pals gave him a pity fuck after graduation?
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His uninitiated love quest would be over, he'd think he was going to be with Pity Fuck Girl forever. There would be no PVCC incident, why start the love quest if "I g-gotta YOUNG LAIDEE waitin for meh back ummm home yeah"
Then the bitch gets married at 24 and he draws hideous porn of her to win her back. Restraining order ensues. Pity Fuck Girl becomes Queen of Da Trolls and the sole initiator of everything bad that's happened to OPL.
Meanwhile, Megan is smelling flowers in the park, unaware what would have happened had Chris not gotten that fuck.
 
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"BAT! MAN! First of all, your escape of my death trap took only half as long as I expected. It was supposed to take you ten minutes. Redo the death trap for the full ten-minute-something length. And added flair, you can do that another time. Another time. So, escape the death trap in ten minutes. And another thing, Batman. Your for real--your real name as I have been told by Hugo Strange is Bruce Wayne! No 'Bat,' no 'Man,' just Bruce Wayne! And another thing . . . my name is not IAN BRANNON SOMETHING!"

Chris going to Sesame Street? I can see the residents having an emergency meeting REAL quick.

It would be a massive, total flop. Gaming magazines would heckle it throughout its development. Development itself would take an uncharacteristically long amount of time, due to the number of copyrights that had to be ironed out. The game's budget would spiral hopelessly out of control. The game's publisher, fearing massive losses, would slash the game's price point from $60 to $40 on day one of release and also offer day one DLCs, mostly in the form of bikinis for Rosechu but also a Sonic the Hedgehog skin for Sonichu so that people could pretend that they were playing a completely different game. Game reviewers would rip it a new one, stating that the game play was a mish-mash between an RPG and a platformer, with gamers being given a number of stats that they could level on the playable characters but finding that the gameplay was unbalanced anyway and it was a therefore unnecessary feature. The game would also be laden down with unskippable and broken racing segments that in no way further the paper-thin plot. The game's publisher would respond to the criticism by canning the planned sequel and further DLCs and reassigning the entire development team, as in the cast of Sonic the Hedgehog 2006. Sonichu: The Game would become a joke on par with Duke Nukem Forever and Turok: Evolution.
 
In a world where copyright laws don't exist. My friends sperg about Pokémon a lot, so if a Sonichu game got made, I would love to hear what they thought of it.
 
Every time I listen to Kacey Call 22, I keep thinking about a What Should Have Been;

When Kacey starts laughing about how Meg in Family Guy is fat and ugly and so on, Chris should have gotten hostile and called Kacey a fat fatty fatfat morbidly obese miltank. He should have been more valiant in defending Meg Griffin's honor, and most importantly, putting Kacey in her place. Because while I did like the first few Kacey calls, she really deserved to have Chris blast her here.

(Not saying Kacey hasn't had a few good moments when she's genuinely trying to help Chris, or pretending to be under the impression that he's Liquid (actually it was funny how *she* kept screwing up, and both her and CWC screw up and fix each others' mistakes. Pretty surreal))
(Bust mostly she was I WANNA SEE THE MANAGER I WANT A REFUND in her squawky yelling voice)
(when is she not yelling)
(parenthesis)

So yeah anyway, list your What Should Have Beens here for me to read.
 
Mary Lee Walsh should have had "MS" as her initials so Chris's troll trinity can be complete.
 
raymond said:
Mary Lee Walsh should have had "MS" as her initials so Chris's troll trinity can be complete.
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Holy shit I never realized that

It's like God intended for all of this to happen...
 
hm yeah said:
Every time I listen to Kacey Call 22, I keep thinking about a What Should Have Been;

When Kacey starts laughing about how Meg in Family Guy is fat and ugly and so on, Chris should have gotten hostile and called Kacey a fat fatty fatfat morbidly obese miltank. He should have been more valiant in defending Meg Griffin's honor, and most importantly, putting Kacey in her place.
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Chris and assertiveness for anything that doesn't immediately interest or satisfy him doesn't mix. See also his spinelessness at Barb calling Kacey a bitch.
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
It would be a massive, total flop. Gaming magazines would heckle it throughout its development. Development itself would take an uncharacteristically long amount of time, due to the number of copyrights that had to be ironed out. The game's budget would spiral hopelessly out of control. The game's publisher, fearing massive losses, would slash the game's price point from $60 to $40 on day one of release and also offer day one DLCs, mostly in the form of bikinis for Rosechu but also a Sonic the Hedgehog skin for Sonichu so that people could pretend that they were playing a completely different game. Game reviewers would rip it a new one, stating that the game play was a mish-mash between an RPG and a platformer, with gamers being given a number of stats that they could level on the playable characters but finding that the gameplay was unbalanced anyway and it was a therefore unnecessary feature. The game would also be laden down with unskippable and broken racing segments that in no way further the paper-thin plot. The game's publisher would respond to the criticism by canning the planned sequel and further DLCs and reassigning the entire development team, as in the cast of Sonic the Hedgehog 2006. Sonichu: The Game would become a joke on par with Duke Nukem Forever and Turok: Evolution.
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Indeed that would be the fate of Sonichu the Video Game. With how Chris wants the game to be made, the developers would have a very hard time trying to tell Chris with what they can and can't achieve. Even then, the plan to make one wouldn't even pass if Chris was being stubborn enough that the developers and publisher would only give the project the axe since Chris keeps being childish and unrealistic with how he wants the game.
 
I don't mean Poison or Asking Faglexandria or any shitty band. I mean a band like Slayer or DRI.

So, something like this:
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Or more likely this:
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What I want to know is:

Mosh Pit Survival: Would he enter the pit willingly or unwillingly, and would he survive intact? Keep in mind it's still very rare to die in a pit, especially if you're his size. There's always somebody to help you back up, although they won't push you to the outside of the pit. Once you're in, you're in. Also worth note is that Chris seems like the kind of guy that would think you start throwing punches in a mosh pit. That is NOT what you do. That is guaranteed to get you your ass kicked during and after the concert.

Noise Tolerance: Would he start crying due to the loudness? Many people have said that the closest thing you can get to the level of noise that you hear during a war is at a heavy metal concert. Keep in mind that his taste in music isn't nearly as loud or aggressive as the kind you'd hear at a Rush concert, let alone a Slayer concert.

Exposure to alcohol/elicit substances: Lots of drinking and toking at any metal concert. Could he resist the temptation to try out weed for the first time, and could he lose awareness of the fact that he isn't a very experienced drinker? Also, would he complain so much about the stench of the weed that he'd start complaining, and that it would be too much for the other people?

Respecting the concertgoers: This is probably the biggest one. Even if he weren't to go to the pit or be near the stoners and drunks, he'd still have to deal with a bunch of pissed off metalheads clad in leather and spikes, filled to the brim with testosterone.

So, what do you think? My prediction is this.

Mosh Pit: If he entered the pit, I think he'd start throwing punches. Best case scenario, people realize he's a special case and they kick him out, worst case, he gets curbstomped and loses his teeth.
Noise: He'd probably lose his hearing for a few minutes, and then I think he might adjust himself to the sound, if he doesn't just cover his ears and scream.
Booze and Weed: I don't really see this being a problem.
Other Metalheads: His downfall in this area would be he would think that the other long haired guys were also tomgirls, he'd start discussing tomgirl stuff with them, and they'd either avoid him or beat his ass.

Likelihood of survival: He'd survive, but he would never go to another metal concert, possibly not even ANY concert, ever again.
 
raymond said:
Mary Lee Walsh should have had "MS" as her initials so Chris's troll trinity can be complete.
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I need every unmarried JERK with the last initial S to go propose to that witch. NOW!
 
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