Containment What If?

Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was an old man fashioning a kayak out of a log?

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So many questions...

What if Chris got one of those fancy dancy 5000 dollar (C/W Quarter exchange rate?) weekly tugboats? With a substantial secured income, how long would it take for him to sink into debt?
 
Anchuent Dictata said:
So many questions...

What if Chris got one of those fancy dancy 5000 dollar (C/W Quarter exchange rate?) weekly tugboats? With a substantial secured income, how long would it take for him to sink into debt?
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How long does it take to drive to the nearest Toys R Us he isn't banned from?

Because about 20 minutes after that.
 
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So anyway, I have a friend whose younger brother was a total Thomas the Tank Engine sperg, and through that he became very knowledgeable about trains. He's now got a job as a train driver. My "What If" is, what if Chris had channeled his obsession with Sonic into some related-but-practical area?
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
So anyway, I have a friend whose younger brother was a total Thomas the Tank Engine sperg, and through that he became very knowledgeable about trains. He's now got a job as a train driver. My "What If" is, what if Chris had channeled his obsession with Sonic into some related-but-practical area?
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I guess track athlete who says "gotta go fast" as he leaves the starting line.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
So anyway, I have a friend whose younger brother was a total Thomas the Tank Engine sperg, and through that he became very knowledgeable about trains. He's now got a job as a train driver. My "What If" is, what if Chris had channeled his obsession with Sonic into some related-but-practical area?
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I can't see how he could do anything with Sonic aside from maybe doing what @miikii said and become a track athlete...
But concerning his obession with Pokemon and his fondness of the spanish language, I just imagined Chris leaving his home to go to Mexico to become a professional cock trainer and participate in cockfights.
"Roosterchu! I choose you!"
"Use Iron Spurs! HM YEAH!"

The tale of Ricardo Weston Chantecler, Winner of the six leagues of Mexican Cockfighting isn't so bad compared to Chris Trespassing Chronicles...
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
So anyway, I have a friend whose younger brother was a total Thomas the Tank Engine sperg, and through that he became very knowledgeable about trains. He's now got a job as a train driver. My "What If" is, what if Chris had channeled his obsession with Sonic into some related-but-practical area?
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Chris as an electrician is loosely why his house burned down, so yea, fire. Lots and lots of fire.
 
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What if Chris became a famous Mexican luchador?
 
AnOminous said:
What if Chris became a famous Mexican luchador?
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He's got the build for it (before you flame me remember I'm British and my only exposure to Mexican Wrestling is Nacho Libre and I admit that makes me ignorant). I don't know, I mean how successful would El Autismo be? Also, sidenote, Chris as a Luchador is a piece of fan-art I'm now dying to see.

Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was a eunuch?
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He's overweight, effeminate, has an annoying high pitched voice and no sex drive. Present to me some credible evidence that he ISN'T a Eunuch?
 
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Edit: If Chris goes to jail, we wait and see what occurs. While many believe he would be a consistant victim, I see him turning into the stupidest criminal ever. I imagine badly done tattoos done over a public toilet, weirder hairstyles, and maybe even a badly done attempt to become a lawyer using the prison library.

Male Idiot said:
The universe would collapse upon itself. But more likely, he would have been picked up by a modelling agency and milked for money while they paid him in legos.
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Then he would lose his career when someone clever challenged Chris to chug warm frying medium.
 
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What if Chris went to a liberal arts college in Virginia and graduated? What if Chris went to UVA and graduated?
 
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