Containment What If?

[trueandhonestfan]

What if Chris took tap dancing lessons?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris took tap dancing lessons?

DIRTY, TAPPED BREIFS!!!!

 

[GS 281]

What if Barb is really Chris from the future and Chris is the reason why all sci-fi movies about time travel warn against seeing your future or past self?

 

[Cwksand]

What if Chris was really physically attractive?

This is a legitimately interesting question. I think his situation would be largely the same as it is, but there's another male lolcow who has actually posted here--I don't care enough to look it up--who I would say is very attractive and it wasn't enough to erase the fact that he's a psychopath and an idiot

 

[IncinerateChicken]

What if Barb is really Chris from the future and Chris is the reason why all sci-fi movies about time travel warn against seeing your future or past self?

Then we really wasted a perfectly good Delorean.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris went to a frat party?

at UVA?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a fish?

 

[ASoulMan]

What if Chris was a fish?

He would be a dopefish from Commander Keen

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris was a fish?

Would you like to make a wish?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was a U.S. senator?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a U.S. senator?

He would finally get to screw something.

Shame it would be the US citizens

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris went on a cruise?

 

[Anchuent Dictata]

What if Chris went on a cruise?

I believe he's more partial to Tugboat trips.

Okay, that was lame.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris went on a cruise?

CHRIS IS, AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN, STRAIGHT DAGNABBIT!

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

What if Chris was a U.S. senator?

I don't think I'd notice any change in US politics

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a pirate?

 

[MayMay]

What if Chris was a pirate?

His crew would be entirely made up of Sonichu characters.
Which makes raids especially confusing for the cargo boats when he boards them and starts squeaking orders to crewmates who clearly aren't there.

 

[EI 903]

What if Chris was a pirate?

The poop deck would be aptly named.

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris was a pirate?

"Avast, I'ma lookin' fera lubber to turn into me matey from the keel-up."

 

[Apocalypso]

His crew would be entirely made up of Sonichu characters.
Which makes raids especially confusing for the cargo boats when he boards them and starts squeaking orders to crewmates who clearly aren't there.

♫ What shall we do with retarded Christian
What shall we do with retarded Christian
What shall we do with retarded Christian
Early in the morning ♫

♫ JULAAAY! And up he rages
JULAAAY! And up he rages
JULAAAY! And up he rages
Sulking in his jail cell ♫