Containment What If?

What if Chris was the real mastermind behind the Finders?
Solomon said:
Look at this fuckin map and tell me Culpeper, Virginia isn't suspect as fuck.
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How many roads in/out of town do you need?
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It's a stone's throw away from Ruckersville.
 
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Francine StripeCheer said:
Curious, isn't it? He was a virgin with rage, but for some reason chose to blame police, mall cops, and other authority figures, instead of blaming the women who rejected him.
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Despite Classic Chris being a prime incel candidate, he never really got into that whole scene for a variety of reasons.

One reason is that Chris is often behind the curve when it comes to internet culture. Even in his Sonichu comics from the classic era, he seemed to be stuck in 1999-2001 culturally speaking.

Another more important reason is that Chris is a raging misandrist and always has been. Even as a "virgin with rage", he seemed to exclusively hate on males and never really went after women as a whole. He may throw shade at individual women like Mary Lee Walsh or Megan Schroeder, but he never was a misogynist (at least not intentionally) while he has always been a misandrist.

The stereotypical incel may hate Chad, but he hates the women that sleep with Chad even more. Chris doesn't really see it like that. Honestly, Chris probably does have gender dysphoria that has gone untreated and his autism and stupidity combined with his decayed mental well-being has severely obscured and complicated it.

If Chris was born a girl, she'd probably have been a proto-femcel in the Classic days and become a full-blown cat lady instead of trooning out.
 
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What if a well known e-thot confessed her interest in chris but, gave him the ultimatum they would only date if chris kicked sockness out of his life permanently? I think chris would drop sockness in a split second if he believed the thot to be real and genuinely interested. The only thing better would be if she dropped chris immediately after; making chris and sockness have to accept their own realities of failure.
 
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troon patrol said:
What if a well known e-thot confessed her interest in chris but, gave him the ultimatum they would only date if chris kicked sockness out of his life permanently? I think chris would drop sockness in a split second if he believed the thot to be real and genuinely interested.
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The only demand a thot could make of Chris that he'd refuse to do is if she told him to get a job, and that's even if she was going to suck his dick that very instant and every day when he got home.
 
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AnOminous said:
The only demand a thot could make of Chris that he'd refuse to do is if she told him to get a job, and that's even if she was going to suck his dick that very instant and every day when he got home.
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It's been done more or less with the Julie/Max saga IIRC, Chris is less interesting to me than sockness, not gonnie lie I wanna see sockness eat crow for trying to be a manipulative faggot.
 
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Baburusu said:
what if Chris tomorrow pulled Doofy Gilmore and turned out to be just a crazy act or some art stunt?
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I'd have to mail him an Oscar, also wasn't that the plot of dumb and dumberer? Jim Cary pretends to be an social invalid for like a decade as a joke?

I'm waiting for the day chris tears up looks into the camera: "Y'all I've been lying, can you ever forgive me I'm not actually high functionally autistic (stress sigh)... I'm actually low functionally autistic... I hope y'all can forgive me."
 
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Who would win in a fight
Wes-Li Sonichu vs Liquid Chris Sonichu

Tikbalang said:
What if Sockness got arrested for possessing various illegal drugs in his unit? Is Chris going to blame the trolls for planting it or it's just Jakoba?
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he's a fat autist flaming homosexual anti=Christian. The city of San Fransisco would give him a medal of valor.
 
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What if Chris was sent to the magical land of Equestria?

Would he realize that not even the caring tolerant ponies would stand his stench and awful personality?
 
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