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What if Chris was into Magic?
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What if Chris Chan is actually the villain of all dimensions, and the merge would bring chaos, destruction, suffering, poverty and wars to our dimension? as villains will get here and make a battlefield out of our world.
We must kill CWC so the merge will never ocurr.
 
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What if autism would never have existed?
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Chris would still be fucked up given his shitty parenting and the fact that there's definitely a lot more wrong with him than just autism. The autism simply makes it a lot harder to properly diagnose a lot of other disorders he shows strong signs of having.
 
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I know it's been asked to death a million times in the past, but I've always wondered what would've happened if Chris was born a girl but everything else was the same (autism, shitty parents, the trolls, etc.)

Personally, I think she would have still created Sonichu or an equivalent thereof (maybe based on Sailor Moon instead of Sonic) and would've still been discovered by the trolls, but I also think it may have taken longer for her to get banned from The Game Place and she probably would have lost her virginity a lot earlier to some smooth-talking dude looking for a quick lay but still wouldn't have a boyfriend or girlfriend.

I do think the trolling may have played out a little differently too. I doubt Bluespike would have gone as far as he did and it's entirely possible CWC would have attracted completely different orbiters.
 
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Syaoran Li said:
I know it's been asked to death a million times in the past, but I've always wondered what would've happened if Chris was born a girl but everything else was the same (autism, shitty parents, the trolls, etc.)

Personally, I think she would have still created Sonichu or an equivalent thereof (maybe based on Sailor Moon instead of Sonic) and would've still been discovered by the trolls, but I also think it may have taken longer for her to get banned from The Game Place and she probably would have lost her virginity a lot earlier to some smooth-talking dude looking for a quick lay but still wouldn't have a boyfriend or girlfriend.

I do think the trolling may have played out a little differently too. I doubt Bluespike would have gone as far as he did and it's entirely possible CWC would have attracted completely different orbiters.
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Honestly I think Chris wouldn't have been trolled as much if he were actually a girl given it would likely be where Chris would have people defending him (her) and play the victim card easier.
 
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Truthboi said:
Honestly I think Chris wouldn't have been trolled as much if he were actually a girl given it would likely be where Chris would have people defending him (her) and play the victim card easier.
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Sort of. I think if Chris was a girl, she wouldn't have gotten trolled as hard in the "Classic Era" but then would've got trolled harder in the 2010's if she tried playing the victim card. Assuming the PVCC "inner circle" stuff still happened, they'd still give up actively trolling her once Bob died, but then I think a different group of trolls would get involved later on.

Especially if Chris ended up becoming a political sperg (aside from his rants about Trump back in 2016-2017, he's not very political and never has been)
 
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What if Chris was chosen ny NASA to be the first (wo)man to enter the black hole?
 
Syaoran Li said:
I know it's been asked to death a million times in the past, but I've always wondered what would've happened if Chris was born a girl but everything else was the same (autism, shitty parents, the trolls, etc.)

Personally, I think she would have still created Sonichu or an equivalent thereof (maybe based on Sailor Moon instead of Sonic) and would've still been discovered by the trolls, but I also think it may have taken longer for her to get banned from The Game Place and she probably would have lost her virginity a lot earlier to some smooth-talking dude looking for a quick lay but still wouldn't have a boyfriend or girlfriend.

I do think the trolling may have played out a little differently too. I doubt Bluespike would have gone as far as he did and it's entirely possible CWC would have attracted completely different orbiters.
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A female cwc would be an entirely different person. Chris' freak outs have an inherently male quality to them
 
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What if: The merge happens, and the Moon Pals start a world-wide drug cartel run from the moon?

I mean how are you going to intercept a fucking flying whale full of dope when it's coming in hot from the moon at re-entry velocity? Then it's in the water, it's natural element. Jets and choppers can't do shit. Any interdiction police boats show up, it flies above it and drops a fucking boulder onto it.

The Moon Pals would be more powerful then the Columbian cartels could ever dream of.
 
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Syaoran Li said:
I know it's been asked to death a million times in the past, but I've always wondered what would've happened if Chris was born a girl but everything else was the same (autism, shitty parents, the trolls, etc.)

Personally, I think she would have still created Sonichu or equivalent thereof (maybe based on Sailor Moon instead of Sonic) and would've still been discovered by the trolls, but I also think it may have taken longer for her to get banned from The Game Place and she probably would have lost her virginity a lot earlier to some smooth-talking dude looking for a quick lay but still wouldn't have a boyfriend or girlfriend.

I do think the trolling may have played out a little differently too. I doubt Bluespike would have gone as far as he did and it's entirely possible CWC would have attracted completely different orbiters.
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Female CWC would've been just a normal autistic girl given she'd probably have more friends and most of the trolling wouldn't even happen because most of Chris' trolls were catfishing him with supermodel girlfriends or attacked him for being "sexist" along with how I think Female!Chris would be viewed as a more fragile girl and probably have maintained the friends they had from highschool
 
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Truthboi said:
Female CWC would've been just a normal autistic girl given she'd probably have more friends and most of the trolling wouldn't even happen because most of Chris' trolls were catfishing him with supermodel girlfriends or attacked him for being "sexist" along with how I think Female!Chris would be viewed as a more fragile girl and probably have maintained the friends they had from highschool
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I see what you're getting at, but if anything the outcome probably wouldn't have been much different. Girls at that age can be really catty; the chances of any of them hanging out with him other than to make themselves look better by comparison seems unlikely. And, given Chris' inability to make friends and form relationships, it's also unlikely that he would have found a social circle outside of the usual female ones.

Three possibilities: he'd either be completely ostracized from the girls' groups and cliques, be surrounded by a bunch of people who pretend to be his friends but are perfectly happy to see the back of him once they graduate (much as happened in real life), or be corralled in the sped classes he should have been in to start with (unlikely, given Borb's resistance to that idea).
 
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