Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a scientist?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was a scientist?

He'd figure out how to harness the power of electric hedgehog pokemon

 

[GS 281]

What if Megan broke down after years of dating JERKS and ran back to Chris' arms only to discover he went Tomgirl. Would Chris go back to clownshirts, medallions and comics for her?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Megan broke down after years of dating JERKS and ran back to Chris' arms only to discover he went Tomgirl. Would Chris go back to clownshirts, medallions and comics for her?

Nah, he hates Megan now, with a burning passion.

 

[Marvin]

What if Megan broke down after years of dating JERKS and ran back to Chris' arms only to discover he went Tomgirl. Would Chris go back to clownshirts, medallions and comics for her?

He'd try to bullshit her and try to keep both her and tomgirlism. If she's aggressive, she could bully him into doing what she wanted though.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Nah, he hates Megan now, with a burning passion.

You're ignoring how the siren call of china is the big gamechanger here.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a genie?

 

[Clown Doll]

What if Chris was a genie?

If you had a fish, he'd ask if you'd like to make a wish.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was a genie?

You could only wish for what he wants.

What if Chris was swole?

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris was a genie?

You'd have to rub your pickle a Sonichu medallion to summon him.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was Asian?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris was Asian?

Chris Chen?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris somehow won the Parappa contest instead of Adam Stackhouse?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris somehow won the Parappa contest instead of Adam Stackhouse?

I guess the fallout between Megan and Chris would have been delicious. There's no way in hell she would have gone on that vacation with Chris, so he'd be completely baffled as to why, seeing how he had that ultimate bargaining chip for China.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris snapped in his trial and accused somebody in the audience (or even the judge) of being a spy/troll?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris snapped in his trial and accused somebody in the audience (or even the judge) of being a spy/troll?

At worst they'd tell him to shut up and (failing that) send him out of the courtroom. Possibly with a fine. And it would obviously piss away all the leniency the judge might have.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was into Homestuck?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was into Homestuck?

Dang, dirty trolls.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a court jester in the Middle Ages?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was a court jester in the Middle Ages?

"OFF WITH HIS DUCK!"

What if the Greene County Health Department mandated a monthly inspection on 14 Branchland Court?