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He would Hate Launchpad because he was TYPICAL, JOCK MALE. He would want to scissor Aphroducky and he would say that Sanic was better because he collected gold rings.
 
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What if Chris' reaction to the new My Little Pony was the same as his reaction to blue arms? Would he assault a child?
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He would probably receive letters from trolls and weens claiming that they're executives from Hasbro. He would probably believe it and whine about it on Facebook.
 
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What if Chris was given a team of game developers and a generous sum of money and allowed to make whatever game he wished?
 
What if Chris was to get a haircut, don a normal pair of glasses, de-greasify, start wearing post-hardcore band merch and sing an acoustic ballad to Barb about leaving, pack up the car and enroll in the math program at the University of Virginia, get a PhD and become a professor who nails hot co-eds?

 
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yawning sneasel said:
What if Chris was to get a haircut, don a normal pair of glasses, de-greasify, start wearing post-hardcore band merch and sing an acoustic ballad to Barb about leaving, pack up the car and enroll in the math program at the University of Virginia, get a PhD and become a professor who nails hot co-eds?

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He'd get kicked out of uni in a week, cry back to Barb and whine about it.

What if Chris was a lawyer?
 
What if Chris lived in the Middle Ages as an iconic bandit in Nottingham who robbed from the rich and gave to the poor?
 
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What if Chris lived in the Middle Ages as an iconic bandit in Nottingham who robbed from the rich and gave to the poor?
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The more I think about it, the more hilarious it gets...
"HHHHHHHHHNGH I'LL STRANGLE THAT KING CLYDE!"
" Sheriff of Tittoham! Thou dost stay away from Maid Wallflower, thou son of a harlot. Thine right will not prevail taking her from me like that, you adulturous swine! And if thou goest near her again, then I will find thee! I will find thee, I will strike thee, I will beat thee, I will knock thee off thine horse, stand on those guts of yonder like a woodworker, and roll thine fat right through yon skull! Blowin' it wide open!
Because that's what you doth be deserving, you blasphemous adulturous, violating... jesterin' stupid, chainmail-suited...
BLACKGUARD!"
 
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The more I think about it, the more hilarious it gets...
"HHHHHHHHHNGH I'LL STRANGLE THAT KING CLYDE!"
" Sheriff of Tittoham! Thou dost stay away from Maid Wallflower, thou son of a harlot. Thine right will not prevail taking her from me like that, you adulturous swine! And if thou goest near her again, then I will find thee! I will find thee, I will strike thee, I will beat thee, I will knock thee off thine horse, stand on those guts of yonder like a woodworker, and roll thine fat right through yon skull! Blowin' it wide open!
Because that's what you doth be deserving, you blasphemous adulturous, violating... jesterin' stupid, chainmail-suited...
BLACKGUARD!"
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I'd give you TWO Winner marks if I could. One for making my day and second for making me fall off my chair in a fit of laughter.
 
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The more I think about it, the more hilarious it gets...
"HHHHHHHHHNGH I'LL STRANGLE THAT KING CLYDE!"
" Sheriff of Tittoham! Thou dost stay away from Maid Wallflower, thou son of a harlot. Thine right will not prevail taking her from me like that, you adulturous swine! And if thou goest near her again, then I will find thee! I will find thee, I will strike thee, I will beat thee, I will knock thee off thine horse, stand on those guts of yonder like a woodworker, and roll thine fat right through yon skull! Blowin' it wide open!
Because that's what you doth be deserving, you blasphemous adulturous, violating... jesterin' stupid, chainmail-suited...
BLACKGUARD!"
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What's wrong with you? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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yawning sneasel said:
What if Chris' reaction to the new My Little Pony was the same as his reaction to blue arms? Would he assault a child?
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Stud2Stud said:
The more I think about it, the more hilarious it gets...
"HHHHHHHHHNGH I'LL STRANGLE THAT KING CLYDE!"
" Sheriff of Tittoham! Thou dost stay away from Maid Wallflower, thou son of a harlot. Thine right will not prevail taking her from me like that, you adulturous swine! And if thou goest near her again, then I will find thee! I will find thee, I will strike thee, I will beat thee, I will knock thee off thine horse, stand on those guts of yonder like a woodworker, and roll thine fat right through yon skull! Blowin' it wide open!
Because that's what you doth be deserving, you blasphemous adulturous, violating... jesterin' stupid, chainmail-suited...
BLACKGUARD!"
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This post is to inform you how much I liked your post, since I feel like my one rating doesn't do it justice.
 
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*This what if, is more than likely going to be sickening and incredibly stupid and will more than likely make you wan't to blow chunks for some reason."

What if Megan was actually and/or kayfabe into/turned on Chris's bullshit (especially after SheCameForCWC). And they performed Gross-yet Youtube friendly mouth things to each other just to taunt the more singular trolls. Or worse…which I would rather not think about, let alone type.
 
MrJakeTerror said:
*This what if, is more than likely going to be sickening and incredibly stupid and will more than likely make you wan't to blow chunks for some reason."

What if Megan was actually and/or kayfabe into/turned on Chris's bullshit (especially after SheCameForCWC). And they performed Gross-yet Youtube friendly mouth things to each other just to taunt the more singular trolls. Or worse…which I would rather not think about, let alone type.
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Chris would poop his underwear and not act according to the situation.
 
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MrJakeTerror said:
*This what if, is more than likely going to be sickening and incredibly stupid and will more than likely make you wan't to blow chunks for some reason."

What if Megan was actually and/or kayfabe into/turned on Chris's bullshit (especially after SheCameForCWC). And they performed Gross-yet Youtube friendly mouth things to each other just to taunt the more singular trolls. Or worse…which I would rather not think about, let alone type.
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It's posts like these that I genuinely regret not being able to partake in that charity drive so I can rate things with the q-tip of terror... :heart-empty:
 
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