Containment What If?

LargeChoonger said:
What if Chris were to figure out that a gun would somewhat give him the "powers" he thinks he has? Obtaining and learning to use it aside, how would having the ability to kill his percieved enemies in his hands affect him?
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He’d be even more smug, he’d carry it with him everywhere, he’d flash it the moment anyone says something he doesn’t like, cops are called and he’s immediately arrested and tried for another felony. And then he’ll somehow dodge another prison sentence using the “adult-autistic child” defense.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
He’d be even more smug, he’d carry it with him everywhere, he’d flash it the moment anyone says something he doesn’t like, cops are called and he’s immediately arrested and tried for another felony. And then he’ll somehow dodge another prison sentence using the “adult-autistic child” defense.
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I think he'd have a jerkop flashback and try to use it, with disastrous consequences
 
LargeChoonger said:
What if Chris were to figure out that a gun would somewhat give him the "powers" he thinks he has? Obtaining and learning to use it aside, how would having the ability to kill his perceived enemies in his hands affect him?
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His ego would increase exponentially, but the only way it would end is his death or a felony.


He'd do something stupid like flash or brandish it to get his way, or perhaps he would even draw it in response to a perceived troll, and as a result he would get arrested for brandishing a firearm, or if someone else nearby saw him doing that and was armed themselves, there is a solid chance of Mr. Sonichu getting shot.

Some think he would dodge the felony due to his Get out of jail free card called Autism, but given that he has plenty of criminal history, some of it violent I doubt the prosecutor would go soft since this time a gun was involved.

On the bright side, I do not think he is legally eligible to own or purchase a gun, so I don't think we have to worry about him getting one (barring the slim chance his tarded ass could find someone to get him one illegally)
 
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Don Juan El Tardo said:
He'd do something stupid like flash or brandish it to get his way, or perhaps he would even draw it in response to a perceived troll, and as a result he would get arrested for brandishing a firearm, or if someone else nearby saw him doing that and was armed themselves, there is a solid chance of Mr. Sonichu getting shot.
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Chris would wind up open carrying which is legal in VA. He would do all sorts of "subtle" (by Chris standards) kinds of motions and stuff to draw even more attention to his Hi-Point or Taurus Judge. I too see him brandishing it either to boast or when annoyed and would worry he'd get shot. Less that he'd shoot anyone.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
What if Chris was smart enough, and he'd transform his house into some type of indie themed hotel/bed and breakfast and have people stay? His enablers would go for it, and he would make a profit, considering if county and state laws permit it. But before that, he's got to get rid of the horde. Realistically, we all know he won't have possession of his house.
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He also has overflowing litter boxes and that corner of his room he pisses in before he mass debates. Any health inspector looking at that place would burn it to the ground the moment they smelled it.
 
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what if barb died instead of bob? what do you think would change? i think with Barb gone, Bob could have actually done stuff to help Chris and get him on the right path. I mean it would be limited how much he could help but with Barb out of the picture he possibly could do a little to help. He would not put up with Christian's begging for money and his weird delusions.
 
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LargeChoonger said:
Just when you think you've seen it all, he does something or something is dug up that makes you double take and stare in disbelief
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When he did his first house tour, the bathroom was right across the hall (narrow hallway) from his old room. His current room, I believe he has to walk up the stairs. So yeah, there you go.
 
CraBman said:
What if Chris was invited to Hope's Peak Academy because he was The Ultimate Potential Lolcow?
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He'd initially be excited when he discovers that he gets to go back to high school and meet new gal-pals. Then he'd shit himself :briefs: as soon as he finds out that he can't go back home to play vidya. Oh, and he'd probably be one of the first students to die, either because he broke the rules or just because he's such an easy target.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
Don't know if it's been discussed, but what if Borb had a second child who did not have autism?
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Assuming everything still proceeded as normal, the kid would've been neglected to hell because of Chris and would either become Chris 2.0 or run away as soon as possible
 
Misaki Nakahara said:
She did, he's called Cole Smithey. He escaped 14BC as soon as possible and forged a new life as an aging liberal hipster douchebag in New York.
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Cole Smithey isn't the second child, but the first. Chris is the second.
 
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