Containment What If?

[normankrasner]

What if Chris was obsessed with Mega Man instead of Sonic?
https://games.yahoo.com/news/mega-man-rejection-letter-1991-130002522.html

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris was obsessed with Mega Man instead of Sonic?
https://games.yahoo.com/news/mega-man-rejection-letter-1991-130002522.html

ZERO'S HELM IS NOT FREAKIN' BLACK! UGH!!!

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was obsessed with Mega Man instead of Sonic?
https://games.yahoo.com/news/mega-man-rejection-letter-1991-130002522.html

Mega Man is NOT BLUE, EVER!

What if Chris was an Eskimo?

 

[CWCissey]

Mega Man is NOT BLUE, EVER!

What if Chris an Eskimo?

WHY ARE MY ARMS BLUE?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris forgot how to defecate?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris forgot how to defecate?

He'd do nothing then do nothing.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris took being a lolcow very seriously and teaches classes online on how to master the craft?

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris went to an NXT event and saw Blue Pants?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris went to an NXT event and saw Blue Pants?

He wouldn't give a fuck unless the poor dude was also wearing a blue jacket.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris went to an NXT event and saw Blue Pants?

He would get a superhero kick for his troubles, and Colin Cassady would have something new to make fun of.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris took being a lolcow very seriously and teaches classes online on how to master the craft?

No one would pay him.

What if Chris had blue arms?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

No one would pay him.

What if Chris had blue arms?

Yawning Sneasel already answered this one.

He would kill him and prepare him as a sandwich for Barb.


He would demand that Barb kill the abomination and create a new one that was not designed to be a complete freak.

What if Chris had more friends during his grade school years to play with ?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris lived in Southern California?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris had more friends during his grade school years to play with ?

They would play pranks on him just like Sarah Hammer.

What if Sonichu was the next DLC character announced for Smash Bros.?

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris learned coding?

http://foxct.com/2015/04/02/company-working-to-teach-kids-with-autism-to-code/

 

[Apocalypso]

what if Chris learned coding?

http://foxct.com/2015/04/02/company-working-to-teach-kids-with-autism-to-code/

The Imitation Lame.

What if Chris was in the Bible?

Spoiler

And Chris said, “Let there be sighs,” and there were sighs. Chris saw that the sighs were good, and he let out his sighs from the stress-ness.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if A-Log had tried to assassinate Chris at the court hearing?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if A-Log had tried to assassinate Chris at the court hearing?

He'd become a hero and Chris would go down in history as one of the world's ruthless dictators.

What if Chris became the Toxic Avenger?

Spoiler

 

[GS 281]

He would still look more sane than anything Kengle has ever created.

What if Chris met a passable MTF. Would he let them fuck him?

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Kengle and Chris went hiking in the Appalachian mountains and got lost in the wilderness?