Containment What If?

[Strelok]

He'd sell his soul to be back in high school, only to find out that it wasn't as great as he remembers it.

"I think I... want to go to the other place!"

"Whatever gave you the idea that you were in heaven, Mr. Chandler? This IS the other place!"

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris got early onset dementia?

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris got early onset dementia?

That may not be a what if....

 

[AnimuGinger]

What if Chris got early onset dementia?

He'd probably shit himself, do nothing, forget he shit himself.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris stuck his hand down his butt crack, would he lick it off, wash his hands or wipe it on the nearest wall?

No. That would not constitute doing nothing.

Plus he's not Sick Nick.

 

[Apocalypso]

If someone wanted to make a movie about Chris' life, this would be a great main storyline.

I wonder if Liz Hurley is keen to reprise her role as Satan for that.

Spoiler

Thumbs up to anyone who can superimpose Chris' face on Brendan's.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Virgil created Sonichu?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Virgil created Sonichu?

Which Virgil do you mean?

Spoiler

• Virgil (often spelled Vergil), the Roman poet Virgil, is the pilgrim's guide in the Inferno and part of the Purgatorio by Dante Alighieri
• Virgil, an AI character from TV Series Crash Zone.
• Vergil (Devil May Cry), a Devil May Cry character named after the Roman poet
• Virgil (Planet of the Apes), a genius orangutan character, from Battle for the Planet of the Apes
• Virgil (wrestler), character of Mike Jones, an American professional wrestler, in the World Wrestling Federation
• Virgil (Xena), a fictional character from the popular TV series Xena: Warrior Princess, portrayed by William Gregory Lee
• Virgil Sollozzo, the traitorous Tattaglia caporegime from Mario Puzo's The Godfather, and the subsequent film adaptation
• Virgil Tracy, the pilot of Thunderbird 2 in the TV series Thunderbirds (named after Virgil "Gus" Grissom)
• Virgil, a character from the film True Romance, played by James Gandolfini
• Virgil Hawkins, teenage alter ego of the superhero Static Shock
• Virgil Tibbs, a character from the novel, film, and TV series In the Heat of the Night; portrayed by Sidney Poitier in the film and by Howard Rollins in the TV series
• Virgil, a non-player character in Left 4 Dead 2.
• Vergil, an AI character in Halo 3: ODST.
• Virgil, a playable character in Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura
• Virgil Caine, the protagonist in the song "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" by The Band. Robbie Robertson wrote the song, with help from Levon Helm.
• Virgil Walsh, a minor character from Trinity Blood.

What if Chris was Indian (as in Indian from India, NOT Native American)?

 

[CWCissey]

Which Virgil do you mean?
What if Chris was Indian (as in Indian from India, NOT Native American)?

He'd be a fatter, dumber Raj from The Big Bang Theory.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

WWF Virgil

What if Chris was Indian (as in Indian from India, NOT Native American)?

He would shit himself, and do nothing. Only difference is, everybody else is doing it too.

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris was Indian (as in Indian from India, NOT Native American)?

He would be adulated as the Sacred lolcow.

 

[tomgirl4life]

What if Chris was Indian (as in Indian from India, NOT Native American)?

He probably wouldn't eat McDonald's quite as much.

 

[AnOminous]

Which Virgil do you mean?

You'd die in that L4D2 episode, because instead of giving you a ride, he'd leave in his ship and do nothing.

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris' Tomgirl phase is a ruse, because he isn't wearing either his medallion or his ring, which means he isn't being TRUE and HONEST?
(I know, it's real, but what if?)

Pretty sure he still wears the class ring.

 

[normankrasner]

What Chris was obsessed with the Golden Girls instead of Sonic?

http://www.ksdk.com/picture-gallery...-this-golden-girls-lego-set-reality/25517069/

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

What Chris was obsessed with the Golden Girls instead of Sonic?

Bea Arthurchu.

 

[Lipitor]

If Chris were to commit suicide how would he do it?

I think the most appropriate thing he could do would be to infect himself with Cholera.

 

[CWCissey]

If Chris were to commit suicide how would he do it?

Accidentally.

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris played Dungeons and Dragons?

 

[Konstantinos]

If Chris were to commit suicide how would he do it?

He already is committing suicide, albeit slowly. He's been doing it his whole adult life.