Containment What If?

What if Sonichu Medallion is genuinely a very powerful artifact, but CWC is so lame that his stats are deep into negative numbers, which balances everything out?
 
What if the chrischan story was completely gender bent? Chris was always a girl, bluespike was a girl pretending to be a girlfriend free boy, liquid christy and casey, alice benson leary, claudia cash, maurice walsh...

What would chris' life have been like? What would his life be like now if genders were all swapped?

Alternatively what would chris' life be like if he was born a girl and thats that?
 
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Pussyteeth said:
What if the chrischan story was completely gender bent? Chris was always a girl, bluespike was a girl pretending to be a girlfriend free boy, liquid christy and casey, alice benson leary, claudia cash, maurice walsh...

What would chris' life have been like? What would his life be like now if genders were all swapped?

Alternatively what would chris' life be like if he was born a girl and thats that?
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He'd probably be an insufferable "non-binary" fatass on tumblr with a Patreon but much less notorious, and probably still into MLP.
 
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What If Chris Met ALL of his Classic Trolls? Pre-Fire Chris Trolls, I.e Clyde Cash. Blanca, Liquid Chris, PandaHalo, BlueSpike, Ivy, Marvin, Alec, and I guess Jason Kendrick Howell All In one place somehow? Would he Rage at all of them, be elated, confused? Expect them to bow down to his Royalty being queen/Godess of The Merge? How do you think it would go down? :|:asperchu::pickleman:}:P🤔
 
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What If Chris Met ALL of his Classic Trolls? Pre-Fire Chris Trolls, I.e Clyde Cash. Blanca, Liquid Chris, PandaHalo, BlueSpike, Ivy, Marvin, Alec, and I guess Jason Kendrick Howell All In one place somehow? Would he Rage at all of them, be elated, confused? Expect them to bow down to his Royalty being queen/Godess of The Merge? How do you think it would go down? :|:asperchu::pickleman:}:P🤔
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I don’t think it’ll fly so well. Half of them would be cursed and the other half Chris won’t give a shit about. He’d probably forgive BlueSpike for being a kid and him and Marv were okay with each other so. Idk, that’s if Chris could remember half these people so.
 
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What If Chris Met ALL of his Classic Trolls? Pre-Fire Chris Trolls, I.e Clyde Cash. Blanca, Liquid Chris, PandaHalo, BlueSpike, Ivy, Marvin, Alec, and I guess Jason Kendrick Howell All In one place somehow? Would he Rage at all of them, be elated, confused? Expect them to bow down to his Royalty being queen/Godess of The Merge? How do you think it would go down? :|:asperchu::pickleman:}:P🤔
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Implying that Chris's mushy autism-riddled brain can even remember any of his trolls.
 
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What If Chris was a 100ft tall giant?
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The the sweetheart saga would have ended with tanks and F15s bombing the shit out of Chris, who’d be clinging King Kong style to the side of a skyscraper with Megan Schroeder clenched in his fist.

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Even worse... A 100 foot Chris would be too big for any building to house him.

That’d mean he’d do all his video out in public.

Imagine a whole neighborhood being woken up late at night by thumping sounds and the ground shaking.

Bleary eyed and in their pajamas they’d go outside to see what the source of the disturbance is. Kids are crying, wives clutching their husbands arm.

Then suddenly a collective hush. The murmur instantly dies, as people try to comprehend what they’re looking at...

Half a mile away, barely visible through the night fog, a 100 foot autist is gyrating his hips, grabbing his moobs, and thrusting his ass at them, while barely managing to stay upright.

 
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What if everything Chris touched turned to gold?
 
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