Containment What If?

Somari1996 said:
What if Chris got a job at Sega?
Click to expand...

Painting Sonic's arms blue.

What if Chris lived on a actual tugboat?

wots-06.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: DykesDykesChina, Chris-Chan Cure and The Knife
Apocalypso said:
Painting Sonic's arms blue.

What if Chris lived on a actual tugboat?

wots-06.jpg
Click to expand...
It would be shut down because the toots resulted in an unlawful discharge of gas.

What if Chris started listening to late-90s gangsta rap and started appropriating slang he heard in the lyrics of the songs in everyday discussion? Would he go to GameStop and say "Mah fo-fo gon' make sure all y'all kids don't grow. You motha fucka's can't be us or see us! I'm motha fuckin' autistic 'til I die. Out here in CWC-ville we'll warn you we'll bomb on you motha fuckas."?
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Apocalypso and Chris-Chan Cure
Limpdick69 said:
What if Chris was actually an alien, and Bob and Barb were harboring him the whole time?

And only Cole knows the truth...is out there.
Click to expand...
That would explain how Barb "gave the birth" at her age -she did not conceive him at all.

It would also explain Chris's inability to act like a human.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: SnergenFlergen, Apocalypso, Konstantinos and 2 others
What if Chris went blind? Would he develop Daredevil style abilities, or would just his autism get enhanced to make up for his lack of sight?
 
  • Informative
Reactions: AN/ALR56
What if as a child Chris had fallen into a magical spring in which a neurotypical person had drowned, causing him to become neurotypical as soon as he touches cold water, and autistic again via hot water?
 
  • Agree
Reactions: kookerpie
DykesDykesChina said:
What if as a child Chris had fallen into a magical spring in which a neurotypical person had drowned, causing him to become neurotypical as soon as he touches cold water, and autistic again via hot water?
Click to expand...
That would be a bit of a paradox. He doesn't bathe or wash, so he would become aware that he smells and would clean himself up. Then he'd forget about his hygiene and the cycle would repeat.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Randy Lahey, AN/ALR56, Stud2Stud and 3 others
DykesDykesChina said:
What if as a child Chris had fallen into a magical spring in which a neurotypical person had drowned, causing him to become neurotypical as soon as he touches cold water, and autistic again via hot water?
Click to expand...
"Oh, no, sir! You have fallen into spring of drowned normal boy! A normal boy drowned there many years ago, very tragic!" Ranma ½ was the first manga I ever read :lol:

The idea there would be women vying for Chris's attention blows my mind.
 
  • Feels
  • Winner
Reactions: DykesDykesChina, Apocalypso, Chris-Chan Cure and 2 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back