Containment What If?

[Konstantinos]

What if the principal at Nathanael Greene was a lady, not a JERK?

He'd have interpreted it as his first experience with some chick tripping over his crooked duck.

 

[7 grand dad]

What if Chris died laughing?

The cats would eat his corpse

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris didn't believe in bad publicity?

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris didn't believe in bad publicity?

He doesn't

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris lived in the zoo?

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris lived in the zoo?

"Mommy, this zoo sucks! That gorilla just poops and does nothing! Why is it wearing a bra, mommy?"

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

What if Chris stuck a finger up his ass while mass debating?

 

[Somar]

What if all of Chris's enemies were part of the jury for Chris's next court date?

 

[chimpburgers]

What if Chris became famous from making Vines?

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if all of Chris's enemies were part of the jury for Chris's next court date?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris stuck a finger up his ass while mass debating?

He'd waste precious time during his rebuttal.

What if all of Chris's enemies were part of the jury for Chris's next court date?

That is my favorite episode of the series.
Additionally, someone made a picture of that during the Snyder debacle.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a judge in court?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris was a judge in court?

It would be messy.

 

[Meeko]

What if Chris was a judge in court?

Any male that came into the courtroom would likely be sentenced to the death penalty, especially if Chris thought that they were trolls or especially if they had a pretty girlfriend. It wouldn't take long for a lot of the lawyers to realize that they can get a specific verdict/outcome if they were to get Chris laid or otherwise bribe him with gifts, that's for certain.

I also see him being a judge along the lines of the guy who sued a cleaner for millions of dollars over a pair of pants. He'd immediately try to sue Snyder and subpoena various people, despite that not really being the way the system works.

"Mmm... yeah.. I find that DAMN DIRTY TR-JEW SNYDER GUILTY! Now fly my jerkops, FLY! FLY AND FIND HIM AND DELIVER MY WRATH!"

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris formed a hardcore punk band? What would they be called?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris formed a hardcore punk band? What would they be called?

Christian and the Sex Hedgehogs.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris formed a hardcore punk band? What would they be called?

Bad Brains.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris had a twin brother that was pretty much the complete opposite of him?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris Chan got a job at McDonalds?

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What If Chris Chan became what he eats?

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What If Chris Chan transitioned successfully

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What if then he lost weight and got a job?

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What If Chris Chan came to your house to take you to magic school?

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What if Chris Chan was wanted for terrorism?

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What if Chris Chan was good at sports?

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What if Chris Chan got thirsty OH YEAH!

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What if Chris Chan had his own TV show?

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What if Chris Chan really did have Cherokee ancestors?

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What If Chris Chan really was royalty?

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What if Chris Chan had been born like this!

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What if Chris Chan really was good wit da ladies?

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What if Chris Chan was Centaur?

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What if it turned out Chris Chan was a troll!

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What if Chris Chan thought it wasn't easy being green?

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What if Chris Chan came in like wrecking ball?

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[Chris-Chan Cure]

What If Chris Chan came to your house to take you to magic school?

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The one with Rebeus is my favorite.