Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb moved out of 14BC and abandoned Chris?

 

[Somar]

What if Barb moved out of 14BC and abandoned Chris?

I believe something like this would happen

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris(tine) had to fight Ronda Rousey hand to hand with no rules?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb and/or Chris was comatose?

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Barb and/or Chris was comatose?

The amount of genuine lulz in the universe would decrease significantly.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

What if Chris(tine) had to fight Ronda Rousey hand to hand with no rules?

Ronda would armbar either of his skinnyfat arms in half faster than Chris could tap. She'd have to live forever with the soul crushing effects of his Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha of course, that goes without saying and is a burden Rousey would have to accept as she signs her name on the dotted line of the fight contract.

Also, as outspoken Ronda is about women and role models, I'd have to expect the pre fight trash talk to be awesome.

 

[Marvin]

What if Barb and/or Chris was comatose?

If Barb was comatose, not much would change for her.

If Chris was comatose, Barb might lose weight.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Barb and/or Chris was comatose?

Barb kind of is already. Chris is almost brain dead enough to qualify as well. Most of his actions are carried out in some kind deranged fugue state.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris and Barb ran out of food and became cannibals?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris and Barb ran out of food and became cannibals?

Bob found out.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris met David (BlueSpike) in person?

 

[Tayjelir]

What if pre-tomgirl Chris was sent back to the 50s or what if Chris got a sex change and sent back to the 50s with him being around 20 in both scenarios?

 

[SOINCHU]

Ronda would armbar either of his skinnyfat arms in half faster than Chris could tap. She'd have to live forever with the soul crushing effects of his Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha of course, that goes without saying and is a burden Rousey would have to accept as she signs her name on the dotted line of the fight contract.

Also, as outspoken Ronda is about women and role models, I'd have to expect the pre fight trash talk to be awesome.

HA! Yes the Curse-Ye Ha-me-ha is indeed a powerful maneuver, why she might stub her toe 3 weeks after Chris executes the move.

Assuming tapping out was allowed in this fight I think you're right.

I can see it now "CURSE YE HA ME HAAAAA...OOOOWWWWWWWW!!!! MY ARM STOP STOP STOP!!!!"

Or would he try to hit on her instead? (before getting his ass kicked). I know the "what if" section is for dumb conjecture, but seriously, as much as Chris puts women on a pedestal, I wonder how he'd react to a woman wuppin his butt.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris met Don Vito?

 

[A Skeleton]

What if Chris met Bruce Jenner?

 

[Picklechu]

I believe something like this would happen

That already happened.

What if Chris met Don Vito?

He would think that Vito was a rude, jerk male.

 

[ViolentGiant]

What if Bob was secretly Clyde Cash?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris grew up in the Tanner House?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Bob was secretly Clyde Cash?

That makeup on Bob is amazing.

What if Chris was char-grilled?

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

What if Chris grew up in the Tanner House?

He'd probably think Danny and Jesse are typical MALE jerks, but I wanna believe he'd get along with Joey better. It would be interesting to see Danny and Becky try to sit down with him and teach him the lesson of the episode though. I think Chris would hear the phrase "You're in big trouble, mister!" pretty often in that house.