Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb died and then Chris brought her back to life with different parts of his family members sewn onto her?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Barb died and then Chris brought her back to life with different parts of his family members sewn onto her?

Then when we call them Borb it would be even more appropriate.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris traveled to Silent Hill to deal with his inner demons?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris traveled to Silent Hill to deal with his inner demons?

I'd love to see what Pickle head looks like.

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris was both fat AND stupid?!

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris traveled to Silent Hill to deal with his inner demons?

For one thing, all the monsters would have blue arms. And there would be demonic jerkops and manajerks, literal trolls that represent internet trolls, and boss monsters based on Mary Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder. Chris would probably die when he would see his first nurse monster, and immediately try to flirt with her.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was both fat AND stupid?!

He already is.

What if Chris traveled to Silent Hill to deal with his inner demons?

There'd be a secret level where Chris was trapped in a huge bathroom and had to overcome his incontinence. The boss would be a giant pair of DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS.

Spoiler

And the UFOs would just ignore Chris, the aliens wanting nothing to do with him.

 

[ViolentGiant]

What if Chris got heavy into gangsta rap music?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris got heavy into gangsta rap music?

 

[Strelok]

What if Chris was a Mormon missionary?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a Mormon missionary?

MOM'S GOT MAGGOTS IN HER BUUUUUUTT HOOOOOOOLE!

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris and/or Barb had elephantiasis?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris and/or Barb had elephantiasis?

Chris' trunk would be bent.

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris and/or Barb had elephantiasis?

Also Chris and Barb would probably give more shit (perhaps literally ) about rodents infesting their house.

 

[GS 281]

What if Barb challenged Chris to a hair vs. hair match at Starcade?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Barb challenged Chris to a hair vs. hair match at Starcade?

Chris would instantly lose, considering his barnet is limp, greasy and disappearing.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris ran naked in public?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris ran naked in public?

Chris? Run?

Seriously though, mass suicides/death by vomiting.

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris actually was Andy Kaufman in a fatsuit?

 

[Captain_Asshole]

What if Chris had a chainsaw for a hand?