“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
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Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.
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I want blood!
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What if Barb died and then Chris brought her back to life with different parts of his family members sewn onto her?
huh?
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What if Barb died and then Chris brought her back to life with different parts of his family members sewn onto her?
Then when we call them Borb it would be even more appropriate.
The Sword of Atismu
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What if Chris traveled to Silent Hill to deal with his inner demons?
huh?
True & Honest Fan
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What if Chris traveled to Silent Hill to deal with his inner demons?
I'd love to see what Pickle head looks like.
Like totally bitchin'!
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What if Chris was both fat AND stupid?!
Sandrat Fictionkin
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What if Chris traveled to Silent Hill to deal with his inner demons?
For one thing, all the monsters would have blue arms. And there would be demonic jerkops and manajerks, literal trolls that represent internet trolls, and boss monsters based on Mary Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder. Chris would probably die when he would see his first nurse monster, and immediately try to flirt with her.
I want blood!
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What if Chris was both fat AND stupid?!
He already is.
What if Chris traveled to Silent Hill to deal with his inner demons?
There'd be a secret level where Chris was trapped in a huge bathroom and had to overcome his incontinence. The boss would be a giant pair of DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS.
Spoiler
And the UFOs would just ignore Chris, the aliens wanting nothing to do with him.
I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa comin' for you.
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What if Chris got heavy into gangsta rap music?
Sandrat Fictionkin
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What if Chris got heavy into gangsta rap music?
Perfectly Cromulent Poster
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What if Chris was a Mormon missionary?
Charming Man
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What if Chris was a Mormon missionary?
MOM'S GOT MAGGOTS IN HER BUUUUUUTT HOOOOOOOLE!
I want blood!
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What if Chris and/or Barb had elephantiasis?
Charming Man
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What if Chris and/or Barb had elephantiasis?
Chris' trunk would be bent.
Magical Tomgirl
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What if Chris and/or Barb had elephantiasis?
Also Chris and Barb would probably give more shit (perhaps literally
) about rodents infesting their house.
GS 281 Guest
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What if Barb challenged Chris to a hair vs. hair match at Starcade?
Charming Man
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What if Barb challenged Chris to a hair vs. hair match at Starcade?
Chris would instantly lose, considering his barnet is limp, greasy and disappearing.
I want blood!
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What if Chris ran naked in public?
Charming Man
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What if Chris ran naked in public?
Chris? Run?
Seriously though, mass suicides/death by vomiting.
Born with a brick.
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What if Chris actually was Andy Kaufman in a fatsuit?
What if Chris had a chainsaw for a hand?
) about rodents infesting their house.
