Containment What If?

[Picklechu]

What if Chris was a caterpillar?

Then he would have died in 1982, as caterpillars have very short life spans.

 

[Molasses Assassin]

What if Chris really did transform into Chris-Chan Sonichu on video and everyone's in denial about it?

 

[Lipitor]

Twenty minutes later, they'd return him back to wherever they kidnapped him.

What if Chris was a caterpillar?

He'd be a fatipilar..

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb was a lesbian?

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris posted a video of himself twerkin' it for a good 3 minutes?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris really had mind control powers like he thinks he does?

 

[SOINCHU]

What if Chris really had mind control powers like he thinks he does?

He wouldn't have had to pay a sex worker for one...

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris came to Chile?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

What if Curse Ye Hame Ha worked

 

[AN/ALR56]

What if Chris came to Chile?

The incas would sacrifice him on the andes.

What if Curse Ye Hame Ha worked

We would be all dead now.

What if Chris posted a video of himself twerkin' it for a good 3 minutes?

He already did on wallmart.

What if Barb was a lesbian?

You made me gag man,not cool.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris met GG Allin?

 

[SOINCHU]

He already did on wallmart.

I forgot about that video...you know Chris is the lolcow king when one can come up with an outlandish "What If" and have it actually have already happened.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris ruled the Imperium of Man?

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris was a caterpillar?

He'd be the fat, clumsy one from a Bug's life

 

[Captain_Asshole]

What if Troma films made a movie about his life?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Troma films made a movie about his life?

I'd watch it.
I have a friend who's interning at Troma, she doesn't want to attract attention to Chris so it probably wouldn't be made, but I'm sure they would have an artistic license to his life.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got a job as a substitute kindergarten teacher?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got a job as a substitute kindergarten teacher?

What if

Spoiler

Barb spooned Chris in public?

 

[AN/ALR56]

What if

Spoiler

Barb spooned Chris in public?

Spoiler: THIS

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Sam Kinison and Chris switched places?