Containment What If?

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was a mason?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris bought a fat scooter and started riding around on that instead of walking?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris bought a fat scooter and started riding around on that instead of walking?

Just wait a few years, when his transformation into Barb progresses even further.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris spun himself into a cocoon, remained dormant inside it for months and then emerged as Barb?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris spun himself into a cocoon, remained dormant inside it for months and then emerged as Barb?

In a fucked up way, it would actually be less horrifying than the gradual transformation we're watching now.

 

[Milford Grimley]

What if Chris was a mason?

Chris would not get anything done because the job will give him too much stress and he's not physically capable of doing it. Chris does not have the strength or stamina to do manual labor. His pipe cleaner arms would be too weak to mix cement. All the tools, stones, and bricks would be too heavy for him to carry.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Bob wore the nut bra?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was a drug dealer?

 

[PantsOfDesire]

Chris would not get anything done because the job will give him too much stress and he's not physically capable of doing it. Chris does not have the strength or stamina to do manual labor. His pipe cleaner arms would be too weak to mix cement. All the tools, stones, and bricks would be too heavy for him to carry.

I assume Abe meant to imagine Chris joining a Masonic lodge. Given it's likely to be both an available china-free zone and full of rules, I'd say it won't last very long

What if Chris were to be granted immunity from prosecution for 5 days?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

drug dealer?

Chris could probably be clueless enough to advertise drugs for sale online where everyone could see (while possibly mentioning something about Barb's teeth or holey buttocks to score some pity points) - if he even knew how to get drugs without being caught in the first place.

Spoiler

(I just don't see that happening, really)

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was murdered by trolls and rebuilt as the next RoboCop?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was murdered by trolls and rebuilt as the next RoboCop?

Hobocop.

 

[Abethedemon]

Chris would not get anything done because the job will give him too much stress and he's not physically capable of doing it. Chris does not have the strength or stamina to do manual labor. His pipe cleaner arms would be too weak to mix cement. All the tools, stones, and bricks would be too heavy for him to carry.

What I meant was "what if Chris was a Freemason?"

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a skeleton?

 

[loliwarmachine]

he could be slim for the first time in his entire life

what if Chris is a apocalipse survivor?

 

[CornetteFace]

He'd die about a week later from Darwin's law.

What if Chris had Mr. Fantastic like abilities?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was one of the titans on Attack on Titan?

 

[ahavayeshana]

What if Chris was caught giving Jeffree Star head?

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris was one of the titans on Attack on Titan?

It'd be Colossal-Chan but bigger.

What if Chris was caught giving Jeffree Star head?

He'd mistake Star for being a chick and find out the terrible truth too late.

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris was caught giving Jeffree Star head?

IT WAS A LARGE CLIT YOU TRAWLS!