Containment What If?

[Molasses Assassin]

What if Chris had sharp teeth?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris had sharp teeth?

Him showing us his "fangs" still wouldn't be any more intimidating.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris went to the beach?

Down at the beach, he's a lucky man... he's the only one who gets a tan.

Spoiler: Because I'm old, AND a dork

 

[chimpburgers]

What if Chris became bald?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris became bald?

Fat Charlie Brown.

What if Chris sighed himself to death?

 

[GS 281]

What if Barb married Terry Funk and Chris?

 

[Pocoyo]

What if Barb married Terry Funk and Chris?

 

[Picklechu]

What if Chris sighed himself to death?

Then he would be dead.

What if Barb married Terry Funk and Chris?

Then the Commonwealth of Virginia would not recognize their union, as both polygamy and parent/child marriages are illegal.

 

[GS 281]

Sorry I meant just the Funker.

 

[CornetteFace]

Sorry I meant just the Funker.

Terry would no show the wedding, claiming his horse had gotten sick and he thinks it's dying.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

What if Barb married Terry Funk and Chris?

ECWCVille.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Ya know. With his capacity for showmanship, his inability to say no to suggestions for personal gain(picking up the pennies, Jackie saga ect, and combined with his high tolerance to pain, Chris may legitimately find his calling in pro wrestling. What if Chris was a pro wrestler? Would he be golddusts partner?!

 

[CWCissey]

Ya know. With his capacity for showmanship, his inability to say no to suggestions for personal gain(picking up the pennies, Jackie saga ect, and combined with his high tolerance to pain, Chris may legitimately find his calling in pro wrestling. What if Chris was a pro wrestler? Would he be golddusts partner?!

His leg drop would be much feared.

 

[GS 281]

He would make an excellent chickenshit heel. Hell, let him think it's real. He won't be able to hurt anyone.

His finisher could be the Bronco Buster. It would be a submission maneuver. I'd love to see Chris take a superkick or a stunner.

 

[CornetteFace]

Chris' moveset would be the leg drop, stinkface, bronco buster and so forth.

What if Chris was a Steiner?

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Gal pals and gentlemen, boys and tomgirls, dudes of all teen ages - CWCVille proudly presents... the tag team champions of Ruckersville: The Autistic Christine Chan, the Fat Ass Barb Chandler... the New Age Hoarders!

 

[GS 281]

Gal pals and gentlemen, boys and tomgirls, dudes of all teen ages - CWCVille proudly presents... the tag team champions of Ruckersville: The Autistic Christine Chan, the Fat Ass Barb Chandler... the New Age Hoarders!

And... Of course... If you're not down with that... WELL THEN WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU!

TRIB IT!

Chris' moveset would be the leg drop, stinkface, bronco buster and so forth.

What if Chris was a Steiner?

He sorta reminds me of Rick's character in WCW. Scott's the smart one, Rick's the dumb one. Chris would be the brother they were surprised made it to thirty.

What if Chris was introduced as being a badass face who would clean out all the heels in WCW, however the first time he was on TV he fell through a wall and his sparkly helmet fell off?

 

[Rogowski]

What if Chris and Pixy Teri got married and had a babby?

 

[Somar]

What if Christian and the Hedgehogs performed during the super bowl half time show?

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris was introduced as being a badass face who would clean out all the heels in WCW, however the first time he was on TV he fell through a wall and his sparkly helmet fell off?

The Shitemaster?