Containment What If?

What if Chris went to jail with Nick Bate?

Nick would be dead the next morning due to suffocation from Chris' odor.

What if Chris met Dame Edna?

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What if Chris opened up a kickstarter for more Sonichu comics?
 
I still have to imagine that as long as Chris didn't ask for anything TOO outlandish (within the range of a few thousands to ten or twenty thousand dollars, his internet notoriety could carry him through.
 
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There would be a weekly segment called "Thomas Trolls the Tard" where a talking train puts on a wig and skirt and pretends to be Chris' girlfriend and tricks Chris into putting a model train set up his ass.

What if Chris and Cole did a contest to find out who was more internet famous and auctioned off the chance to meet to see who would get the higher bid?
 
What if Chris found a genie lamp?
Genies are the original trolls. There's always a twist to the wishes they grant.
For his first wish, Chris would wish to be a real woman, so the genie would turn him into Barb.
For his second wish, Chris would wish for Sonic to have tan arms in Sonic Boom, so the genie would grant that, but give Sonic blue arms in every other Sonic game, TV show, comic book, and toy ever made.
For the third and final wish, Chris would wish for a TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. The genie would then laugh in his face and say that even he couldn't make that happen, then give him a single Sweetheart candy with "FOREVER ALONE" written on it.
 
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