Containment What If?

Great Unclean Chris said:
Is godzilla even autist bate? I don't think it is do to the lack of pretty colors, high-speeds, and over-sexualized characters
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Even though it does lack pretty colors and such, there is one lol-cow who is a fan of Godzilla to the point that he has Godzilla "art" that is traced and even took someone's fan-fic of Godzilla and wrote more for it without the author's permission. That lol-cow is Onigojirakaiju.
 
Re: What If CWC was prescribed Concerta or some other stimul

Stratochu said:
Sounds like a sperg or a troll to me. Predicting this thread will be locked, move to Spergatory or both.
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Is Spergatory an actual thing? I wanna see... :shock:

Found it~ :pickle:
 
Re: What If CWC was prescribed Concerta or some other stimul

i'm pretty sure he'd try anything if you convinced him it would turn his life around.
he's always looking for a magic pill to solve his problems since he'd never put in the full effort himself.
 
Re: What If CWC was prescribed Concerta or some other stimul

CatParty said:
i'm pretty sure he'd try anything if you convinced him it would turn his life around.
he's always looking for a magic pill to solve his problems since he'd never put in the full effort himself.
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I've seen it work wonders on ppl (including myself). Some of them are really fucking lazy to but not when their on concerta, they become motivated, make better decisions, use their time wisely, they're more productive, more focused, control hunger and eating habits, even lose weight, it seems to nullify bad personality traits to, etc.

If you ask me OPL could really benefit from this drug.
 
We all love milking OPL, but say that you all randomly woke up one morning to find that actually you were white knights, with the power to delete just ONE of Chris's negative characteristics to improve his life. Which do you delete? The Autism? The self-entitlement? The DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS?

And most importantly, is there one thing that can be deleted that would fix almost everything else? I guess this is the crux of the issue. Have at!
 
I've heard mentioned somewhere that they want to stop classifying autism as a mental illness.
That would mean OPL's monthly tugboat would most likely be taken away, since he's basically on disability (and presumably food stamps?)
Would :snorlax: force him to go out and get a job?
Would she go and get one herself since her son has "da tisms" and can't won't work?
Would Chris rush out to find the job, as an excuse to get away from Barb and the hoard?
Or would he just (:_( and mourn the loss of his vidya money?
Also, he has credit card bills.
How the fuck did he qualify for a credit card?
I-I can't even get a fucking Macy's card ;-;
 
For his own benefit, his lack of awareness. Suddenly, he'd no longer see his high school self in the mirror, he'd realize his attraction methods aren't working, and he'd recognize that he's not perfect.

For our benefit, his hesitance to post things online.
 
His laziness.
I could forgive the ego if he wasn't so damn lazy.
Update Sonichu.
Shave his damn legs for his tomgirl stuff.
Maybe walk the fucking dogs?
(:_(
 
c-no said:
Even though it does lack pretty colors and such, there is one lol-cow who is a fan of Godzilla to the point that he has Godzilla "art" that is traced and even took someone's fan-fic of Godzilla and wrote more for it without the author's permission. That lol-cow is Onigojirakaiju.
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Yeah but, does he really count? he's the only one. I mean he's not even that obsessed with Godzilla(compared to OPL and other sonic fanboys obsession with sonic) There are numerous sonic related lolcows that cause shit ton of more drama than Oni does IMO. Most of his drama wasn't even Godzilla related.
 
derpi said:
I've heard mentioned somewhere that they want to stop classifying autism as a mental illness.
That would mean OPL's monthly tugboat would most likely be taken away, since he's basically on disability (and presumably food stamps?)
Would :snorlax: force him to go out and get a job?
Would she go and get one herself since her son has "da tisms" and can't won't work?
Would Chris rush out to find the job, as an excuse to get away from Barb and the hoard?
Or would he just (:_( and mourn the loss of his vidya money?
Also, he has credit card bills.
How the fuck did he qualify for a credit card?
I-I can't even get a fucking Macy's card ;-;
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Chris' tugboat classification is that he's disabled. There's no dispute amongst any of us that he qualifies under that category. :stupid:
 
They'd have to eat all 4 Q's of the sand to economize, that's for sure.
The only remotely realistic "lost tugboat" scenario is if Chris commits a felony, loses the tugboat while in prison, and then isn't able to get it reinstated once he's released - at least for a while. I think if it really comes down to it Chris would try to find a job, but would have no clue how. He'd just put up his same old Sonichu-covered resume on monster.com, fill out some McD's and Target job applications (including places he was banned from) and then post on Failbook about how "job searching is obsolete" when he got no response.
 
If he lost the tugboat it would be incredibly bad. I don't object to him getting it, it's just that he needs to get a part-time job and use the money the way it was intended, i.e. primarily for necessities and not for vidya, although some entertainment is certainly reasonable.

He'd be even more dependent on Barb than he is now. He'd have no money coming in, and I hope he'd be smart enough to stop spending money he didn't have, but then again, maybe not :stupid: and he'd get into massive debt with no way to pay for it.
 
Barb's check and Bob's pension might be enough for them to live off if Chris didn't buy any vidya and they ate out less, assuming they don't have a mortgage. This would mean Barb would have to have total control over all money and not bend to Chris's bitchings. They would probably drop Internet, restricting Chris's use to McD's wifi. They would surely result in a tantrum of epic proportions for OP. Maybe it would spur him to get a job to buy his fix with hard-earned cash, but how long he'd keep it would be anyone's guess. His best bet would be a program finding grant jobs for the mentally challenged.
 
Would he go to a place that helps slow-in-da-minds get jobs or would he ask Rocky to get him a job?

Would he apply to places that he used as attraction locations and got banned at?

What kind of employee would he be? How long would he last if he got hired?

Would being away from :snorlax: give her STRESS?
 
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