Containment What If?

[CWCissey]

Come on, that's too easy.

Spoiler

To be fair, the mom in that film is a lot sweeter than Barb ever was.

Yeah I think I've replied to What If's with the Gilbert Grape's mum as a squirrel pic at least twice...

What if Chris listened to The Smiths? (May as well)

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah I think I've replied to What If's with the Gilbert Grape's mum as a squirrel pic at least twice...

What if Chris listened to The Smiths? (May as well)

I'd say he would only listen to their worst album but they didn't have one. But he would listen to that one album (Very Best of) they released after they broke up that just repackaged a bunch of singles, and he wouldn't understand it. And he'd be embarrassing and spergy about it somehow.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris ate spinach?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris ate spinach?

Poopeye.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if we were making fun of Barb, the autistic woman-child daughter of an old senile Chris Chandler who wished to be a tomgirl claiming she was a gay man trapped inside a woman's body?

 

[Purple Man]

What if we were making fun of Barb, the autistic woman-child daughter of an old senile Chris Chandler who wished to be a tomgirl claiming she was a gay man trapped inside a woman's body?

Barb, the original creator of Amy Snorlax, the only HONEST and TRUE Normal Hedgehog Pokémon.
Cyberbullied over the internet by Cindy Clash and brought to tears by the creation of Asperlax. Deemed Liquid Barb when the HONEST and TRUE BWC showed up on YT.
Finally, with her disgust for vaginas and the inability to find a girlfriend-free boy, she decided to embrace her true form as Barbar.

Unfortunately Chris doesn't play any role in her story, as he would just crap himself and did nothing.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris learned mind control techniques and founded a cult like Charles Manson's Family and went on a killing spree?

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) was into martial arts?

 

[Purple Man]

what if Chris(tine) was into martial arts?

That has already happened.

Spoiler: CWC Fighter

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris caused this?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was only half of a conjoined twin?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris ate Barb?

He'd become the new leader of the hoard and do nothing.

What if Tomgirl!Chris was actually an imposter and the real Chris is trapped inside Barb's hoard? And what would he do after escaping it?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

He'd become the new leader of the hoard and do nothing.

What if Tomgirl!Chris was actually an imposter and the real Chris is trapped inside Barb's hoard? And what would he do after escaping it?

Chris would prepare to strangle that SLANDEROUS IMPOSTOR, until he realizes that Christine is a Boyfriend-Free Girl and a potential Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, and they would have horrifying tard sex with each other.

 

[Purple Man]

and they would have horrifying tard sex with each other.

Objection. We all know that Christine is a true lesbian and hates all ugly growths. I'm pretty sure Chris would still want to go for it, but having a bent duck would rule out any horrifying tard sex. Fortunately.
Most likely they'd both get crushed under the hoard, when Chris would go for touchy-feely in the tight corridors of 14BC.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris appeared naked in front of a cover of a music album?

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris appeared naked in front of a cover of a music album?

State-sanctioned censorship would be welcomed for a change.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris identified himself as black?

 

[AN/ALR56]

What if Chris went to space?

Gagarin is a mean cosmojerk and a red liar !!!
EARTH IS NOT FREAKING BLUE!!!!

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was in the Dungeon of Doom?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was a prank phone caller?