Containment What If?

[cubesandcubes]

Chris would quickly spawn a legion of "Gay-loggers" in additon to A-Loggers.

gay logging sounds hot

In addition to people like Anthony who are ashamed to share a non-neurotypical spectrum with Chris, there would be people who hated him in spite of sharing the same sexual orientation.

Given what is known about Chris today. What would happen if something with a china, who was at least moderately attractive met Chris irl today.

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

Is godzilla even autist bate? I don't think it is do to the lack of pretty colors, high-speeds, and over-sexualized characters

 

[random_pickle]

Re: IRL encounter. (06-02013)

It would be nothing short of Chris' soon-to-be galpal calling the cops over to play some kick the autistic.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Re: IRL encounter. (06-02013)

She'd walk away very fast. With her shirt collar over her nose.

 

[teheviltwin]

Marvin would swoop in and rescue her like usual.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Re: IRL encounter. (06-02013)

Kinda depends what you mean by "met". If said china-bearer just happened to walk past him then nothing would happen as Chris will not initiate conversation.
If she was introduced in some way and they came into regular contact then I'd expect a Wallflower situation, but it would probably take a lot longer to get going as he's far more withdrawn and paranoid these days.

Although I speculate that he won't come across as a simple minded but harmless guy like he must have in the olden days, but much more abrasive and creepy.

 

[CatParty]

 

[cypocryphy]

We're talking him being set up on a blind date kind of thing? Which is what he was whining about on most of his FB posts.

Well, she'd hear a lot of jumbled crap about trolls and how miserable he is. All that paranoid stuff.

She'd try her best to avoid him after that. He'd likely get the "you're a nice guy, but..." speech.


Oh, and it would probably be at McDonalds's.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

He'd accuse the trolls of being homophobes who play Kick the Gay.

 

[Fialovy]

He would have a Saint Seiya poster to keep him on the gay path:

Or maybe a Dragon Ball Z one

I heard that saiya is popular (raped) among those creepy yoai fangirls that right slash fic all day everywhere, only this time it isn't /b/

Yes, its true, infact, the one with the salad green hair in the pink armor and the blonde Russian dude in the light blue? Those two are a really popular pairing. But yeah, I was one of those those Saint Seiya fan forums for a while in my weaboo phase. I don't go on them anymore fortunately.

 

[IcyHotWings]

I was gonna' make a dumb shoop to represent it, couldn't find the picture I was looking for but... Am I the only one that thinks if Chris was gay, Silvana would be a buff, manly herm but with oversized boobs?

 

[Bridechu]

Now I want to do a full re-write. Chris struggles with his sexuality until the 4chan comics, where Sonichu and Rosechu break into 4 cent garbage to take revenge for "Shopped" gay photos of Chris. Chris ultimately admits to himself and CWCville that he is gay, and lots of other Sonichus come out with him and they all pose in a magazine to support gay acceptance, including the first canon gay couple Jamstia and Lolisa Rosechu and buff construction fag Saymon Sonichu. Cute Zap Sonichu represents youth gays with his ultra cute outfit and glowing butt.

Spring Break rolls around. Jigglamo, the new twink pop star and his manager/guitarist half-Japanese stud Shiro are all set to preform. Wild and Punchy are complaining about being unable to find a mate. Punchy is still in the closet and wants to ask Angelica out but she's said she's a lesbian. The girls notice a weird Sonichu skulking about. It's Silvano, who was born pure and male but the evil wizard caused him to grow an unsightly vagina. Wanting to turn the world gay, she seduces Blake as Bubbles then vice versa. This leads to Blake questioning his sexuality but concluding that while he's gay, there's nothing wrong with it. There's a special cameo and shout out to Sonichu Boys Sam Jackson and Sam Casedy McKenzie. Magi-chan vows to seduce Silvan and turn him into a boyfriend from the ground up.

Tune in next episode to meet Ivan O'Neil, Regina Sneasel, and Lamond Flaffy along with your already favourite gay Sonichus as they take on "Gay"te Ed!

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

I think it would easily be a wast improvement on CWC. I think he would be less lazy, stupid, more determined, lose weight, and make better decisions.

The stuff is cheap and his SSI would probably cover it to.

though this is just my my opinion.

What do you guys think?

 

[KatsuKitty]

Re: What If CWC was prescribed Concerta or some other stimul

Do you even know what you're talking about? Concerta is for moderate-to-severe ADD, not moderate-to-severe laziness. You're not going to cure Chris' slothfulness with a pill.

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

Re: What If CWC was prescribed Concerta or some other stimul

Do you even know what you're talking about? Concerta is for moderate-to-severe ADD, not moderate-to-severe laziness. You're not going to cure Chris' slothfulness with a pill.

Have you ever seen the effects or experienced concerta? This stuff is amazing and completely mind altering, and yes it pretty much DOES cure laziness.

 

[Stratochu]

Re: What If CWC was prescribed Concerta or some other stimul

Sounds like a sperg or a troll to me. Predicting this thread will be locked, move to Spergatory or both.

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

Re: What If CWC was prescribed Concerta or some other stimul

Sounds like a sperg or a troll to me. Predicting this thread will be locked, move to Spergatory or both.

Why? I'm not breaking any of the rules at all, this is a legitimate poll/ what if. CWC could definitely benefit from a prescription drug of this kind.

 

[Stratochu]

Re: What If CWC was prescribed Concerta or some other stimul

Sounds like a sperg or a troll to me. Predicting this thread will be locked, move to Spergatory or both.

Why? I'm not breaking any of the rules at all, this is a legitimate poll/ what if. CWC could definitely benefit from a prescription drug of this kind.

See this:

Do you even know what you're talking about? Concerta is for moderate-to-severe ADD, not moderate-to-severe laziness. You're not going to cure Chris' slothfulness with a pill.

 

[The Hunter]

Re: What If CWC was prescribed Concerta or some other stimul

As someone who took it for quite some time, I can tell you it doesn't really do shit. At least not for me. Just made me tired and lazier than I already was. If anything, it was just some sort of placebo effect for me. I noticed I still do everything I would if I was off of it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Re: What If CWC was prescribed Concerta or some other stimul

Concerta would make a new man of him. He'd rise up at the break of day, turn his briefs inside-out, and stride briskly out to the Aerostar. He'd drive smoothly and safely to Sheetz, where he'd order his breakfast hot dogs in a clear, commanding tone. He'd calculate the total faster than the cashier could ring it up, and pay with exact change. Then he'd drive home and settle down for a day of earning PSN trophies faster than ever before.