Containment What If?

Chris would then realize how tough it would be to earn money nowadays if he had lost his tugboat. Even if he still has that CADD degree, everything that he had learned at that college a while back has probably deteriorated by now.

What would you think of the outcomes?
 
If you delete his mammoth ego, wouldn't he just, in a moment of sudden acceptance and realisation, collapse into slumber because he'd lost his last line of defence against reality?
 
Probably his sense of entitlement.

He thinks he doesn't have to take the appropriate actions for improving his life because others should be doing it for him.
He thinks he shouldn't have to listen to authority figures because he's entitled to act in any way he sees fit.
He thinks his autism excuses him from social norms whilst still being entitled to the all of the benefits the rest of us have to work hard for.

I could probably go on.
 
Christ-ian said:
Pikimon said:
As a gay guy I can say with extreme confidence that he'd be marginalized extremely and outright shunned for his appearance. While hooking up is still a big thing for the gay community, our standards are infinitely higher than the straight community (which is why it's laughable when straight guys get scared in the locker room whenever a gay guy enters the room). A big thing in the gay community is looks, you got to have the right hair, body, legs, clothes, walk and "package" otherwise you ain't getting nowhere.

Even in the online dating apps and websites Chris would receive little attention because of his age and appearance. On a lot of online profiles the mantra of a lot of people is "No fats, femmes or asians/blacks/mexicans/arabs". Chris' tomgirl status would count as being Femm (gay guys who act super feminine and girly rarely get laid) and his overweight status would repulse most people.

And that's not even counting his lack of hygine
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As a bisexual I have not found this to be the case. In fact, related to the thread, my ex created a fake profile on a big gay network using Chris' pictures and ze got a ton of mail. Of course this was before the tomgirl stuff and it was (relatively) decent pictures, but still. Dudes will get on fucking anything, and Chris is (or maybe was) no exception.

Also I am 100% convinced he's genuinely bisexual, but that kind of negates the "What If" rule of the forum.
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Well it depends on what dating/hooking up app/site you guys used. Grindr is out, since it only deals with gay guys in the general vicinity... and considering most of Ruckersville and Charlottesville is at least vaguely aware of his existence Id strike out Grindr. Manhunt and Adam4Adam are great for attracting guys, but only if you don't mind a massive influx of 50 year olds and meth addicts. And if he goes to RealJock he is absolutely shit out of luck, since the vast majority of the website is very discriminate towards people who are fat (although that's to be expected). Gay Bars would be his best bet, but his hygine would be an issue with certain circles. He could fit in a Leather Bar like the Mineshaft in Long Beach, provided he kept his trap shut and didn't order a drink that isn't anything but a beer.

I've seen the bright and the dark parts of the gay world (thankfully without getting involved with the petty drama that always ensues) and it can be a very exciting and amazing experience to dwelve into the gay world if you know how to recognize who are good influences and great people with solid intentions, otherwise you can end up like one of my boyfriend's former associates (arrested on possesion, use and sale of crstal meth in a night club)
 
I think his entitlement issues are his worse characteristic. He believes the government should pay for his video games and he deserves a pretty woman just because he is lonely and has autism. If he did not have this Characteristic he might have done something with his life that was positive.
 
Re: Special mail order bride

Satan said:
Per: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1327
And: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=1375

Two ways for Chris to get a sweetheart, is if she is either really simple, a special girl, slow-in-the-mind so to speak... or a mail order bride. Now in this wonderful moment of Satanic creativity, a spark of inspiration came to me. What if... Chris got himelf a mail order bride... and she also happened to be quite retarded in the process? A special little Gypsy girl from some godforsaken little village in Romania or Bulgaria. A slave, basically, someone who has grown up in a place so poor, so low, so dirty... that the impossible would happen: she would actually look up to Chris!
Thus Chris has himself a slave, a girl completely at his mercy, young, naive and impressiable enough to see him for more then he really is, and hailing from such a hell-hole she is desperate enough to cling on to him and the improvenement in life he provides. A minion who would give in to his every whim. A chance to be a husband, a father. And someone to fill Barb's sizeable shoes for possibly a long time to come.

How would this go down? Would it work, at all? Would she give Chris his god-promised child, and if so... then what? I am curious for some opinions.
Imagine twenty years from now... father's day... a huge clan of gypsy-Cherokian-Bulgarian-American Chandler spawn gather in the house of Papa Chris and Mama Christa (Christian renamed her because he could not pronounce her name).
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Pretty likely. The description of the mail-order bride fits DrMusic2 (who is Romanian, slow-in-the-mind, looks to be part Gypsy) to a T, and she would get along great with Chris-chan. Bonus point: Saying her name is easy for even Chris-chan, and Mariana Hanks is not averse to her name's pronunciation being anglicized judging from her saying it that way herself in some of the videos on her ED article. We need to get DrMusic2 to come to the US and hook up with CWC.
 
...at least according to one of the Kacy calls.

So imagine you are in a car accident in the Charlottesville area. It's quite bad, your car is smashed and the firefighters have to cut you out... also you lost a lot of blood. In the hospital, you're immediately given a transfusion. As the strange blood trickles down into your body, you hear a faint whispering of :julay: :julay: :julay: ...
But certainly it's only fatigue and the morphine they gave you that makes the wind in the hospital corridors sound strange... you hope!!

What if?
 
Re: What if Chris really was as attractive as he thinks he i

He'd have an easy time landing drunk or unattractive women.

still, it would only be short-lived china. Probably not much more than a few one-night stands every so often
 
I always doubted that Chris actually gave blood. He would never set himself up for that kind of pain and discomfort when he could lie about it instead.
 
Bridechu said:
I always doubted that Chris actually gave blood. He would never set himself up for that kind of pain and discomfort when he could lie about it instead.
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Speaking from experience, giving blood really just amounts to a tiny quick prick.

Not to mention whatever center he did it through likely had some sort of little incentive to get people in the door (the center where I go, for instance, offers gift cards or coupons for a free quart of ice cream at a local store). So maybe he didn't donate for the most altruistic reasons, but to me, that's better than nothing.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
If a HOMO got Chris's blood they'd be turned to the straight path. Chris's blood cures da homogay, it's said.
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According to the comic, his blood acted as a vaccine, by that logic his blood contains SHEER homosexuality.
 
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