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Apocalypso said:
What if Barb locked Chris under 14BC in a secret cellar for years and fathered children with him? (:_(

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Abethedemon said:
What if Chris was an Ogre?
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He'd take autistic videos of his cluttered swamp, causing his father to fear being evicted from the swamp by the Department of Wetlands Protection. He would release a bellowing video shouting THIS IS MY SWAMP! and demanding they be taken down. But since he was an ogre, they actually would.
 
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Somari1996 said:
What if chris started his own school?
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Chris: "Hello class. I am Christian Weston Chandler, Sonichu's creator and founder of this school. This is my class and nothing less! Any questions?"
Kid 1: "Um yeah, what's a Sonichu?"
Chris: "Excellent question. You see, Sonichus are a type of high functioning electric hedgehog Pokemon. They initially came from an incident where the Perfect Chaos Monster threw Sonic at a wild boy Pikachu-"
Kid 1: "How did throwing a mouse at a hedgehog make life exactly?"
Chris: "DAMN CHILD! IF YOU INTERRUPT MY CLASS ONE MORE TIME I WILL HAVE MY DEAD DOG AND LUMBERJACK COME AFTER YOU AND SEND YOU TO HELL WITH ALL THOSE DAMN DIRTY TROLLS.....Alright class, any more questions?"
Kid 2: "Why is this "public school" just what I assume is your house covered in books and crayon drawings?"
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Shokew said:
GAME OVER

OK, Seriously, though - What If Chris were a critic of some kind - preferrably caroons/anime and/or movies? Id put comics/manga on here as an option, but Chris has shown he can't read that well...
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"Reviewer's Log, um, today. Sega just released another episode of Sonic Boom, or as it should be known as THE BLUE ARMED BANDIT SHOW. The episode itself was really boring, had some stupid jokes, lacked a plot and made fun of the victims of several huge tragedies and massacres, but why should I care. SONIC'S ARMS ARE STILL FREAKING BLUE!!!!"
 
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Somari1996 said:
What if Chris ran a marathon dressed as Sonichu?
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We'd get into a new saga involving Chris trying to exterminate a meme that came from the marathon.

What if Chris had to go back to high school and thought every time he entered the school he was sent back in time to his own high school years?
 
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What if Telltale Games made a five-part series on Sonic The Hedgehog? Would Chris embrace it?
 
Rogowski said:
What if Telltale Games made a five-part series on Sonic The Hedgehog? Would Chris embrace it?
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As long as Sonic's arms aren't blue I'm sure Chris will be all over it.
What if Chris was a school bus driver?
 
Rogowski said:
What if Telltale Games made a five-part series on Sonic The Hedgehog? Would Chris embrace it?
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He'd probably buy the game 50 times. Also, thanks for the fan fic idea.

Somari1996 said:
What if Chris was a school bus driver?
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He'd get fired for NOT trying to take the kids to school but rather use the bus to run over Snyder again.

What if Chris managed to break out of jail?
 
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Rogowski said:
Ideally the Telltale Game would be the epic origin story of his blue arms and how he had to sacrifice his beige arms in order to save an orphanage full of autistic children.
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The series would also explain why Tails and Amy have been demoted to personally-less plot devices, why Knuckles missed leg day and became some sort of god capable of messing with the very laws of space and time, why Eggman's a gay pilot now, why Shadow's now a parody of himself (and an unfunny one at that), why the entire planet has been reduced to a single island that reshapes itself every 11 minutes and why Sticks is the only likeable character in Boom.
 
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What if Bob actually faked his death so he could get away from Chris's antics?
 
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